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Anchorage, Alaska

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Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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Anyone want to trade lives? My life of adventure, danger, and alarmingly bad cooking for your life of peaceful reflection, contentment, and a stable nine to five. Anyone?

I do not get messily drunk. I simply drink water from a suspicious looking bottle while being my own authentic self. This makes for a pretty good aproximation of messily drunk.
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I'm kinda liking the boring-ness, so... sorry, I'll leave the adventure and danger to more heroic souls than myself. shocked

Ratty does indeed appear to enjoy the chestnuts, although she doesn't actually get that many because then she'd be even more hyperactive and I'm not so sure I could deal with that.
Oct 16, 2005

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