My mind is doing it again. When I try to work on something, almost always a school something, and it fills up with disraction and anxiety. I end up roaming the internet desperately looking for something that will distract me long enough for the feeling to drain away. The distraction and procrastination aren't the cause, they're me attempting to bleed off this bad feeling, this...
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scarydoll:
What is it that you're studying at school?
scarydoll:
Are you interested in history? It may be easier to do school work if you are very interested in the topic.
Pants. The subject of today's rant is pants, and how I don't like them.
Just a few minutes ago I very nearly wandered out of my room naked to post a small flyer in the hall, before remembering that for some arcane reason my society considers nudity, of all the silly things, to be taboo. It is ridiculous. It is obnoxious. And most of all...
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Just a few minutes ago I very nearly wandered out of my room naked to post a small flyer in the hall, before remembering that for some arcane reason my society considers nudity, of all the silly things, to be taboo. It is ridiculous. It is obnoxious. And most of all...
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meta:
warning: further excising of the iron curtain of silence..
you can always just say "I have misplaced my pants." polite society always enjoys a good Simpsons quote, n'est-ce pas? and if not, off with their heads.
that is all.
you can always just say "I have misplaced my pants." polite society always enjoys a good Simpsons quote, n'est-ce pas? and if not, off with their heads.
that is all.
Okay. So here's the plan. In fifty minutes I'm going to go down to the Jiffy Lube and get my oil changed. Then I'm going to Jamba Juice, where I will slug down a flood-o-the-bible-sized slurpy made from pure energy distilled from organic six year olds on crack. Thence to the mall to get all my hair chopped off, because I really just want to...
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juno106:
Hey what software do you use for your cam? My PC hates webcam32, webcam xp, fwink and about everyother one for diferent reasons, and you are the cam king, even if your never in chat.
cretinfamily:
frank....come to chat....*lures frank into chat*
Apparently my dimensions are neatly split between what qualifies as big and tall and what qualifies as regular. Judging by the various sizing charts I've found a 16.5 inch neck means I should have a minimum of a 46 inch waist, instead of 32 inches.
There has to be a place in this world that makes clothes for thin guys with long arms who are...
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comicking:
Depending on what kind of shirt you are comfortable in, there used to be a shop downtown called the Custom Shirt Shop. They actually fitted dress shirts to each individual. They may be out of business, because they started carrying ties that I think I was the only one to buy any... they had a lot of 'em.
Have you tried the big and tall men stores?
Have you tried the big and tall men stores?
comicking:
It was a pleasure this last evening by the way.
This is my analysis of the situation. The following is written primarily for my own benefit, but feel free to read it if you so desire, and draw such conclusions as you will.
I am not stupid. I am not lazy. I am not unreliable. My problems with school work do not neccesarily stem from ADHD or a lack of effort or will.
I believe...
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I am not stupid. I am not lazy. I am not unreliable. My problems with school work do not neccesarily stem from ADHD or a lack of effort or will.
I believe...
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scarydoll:
It sounds like you have a condition I like to call ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder. This manifests in the resistance of doing anything that you are told you have to do. Other symptoms may include the urge to drive the wrong way down a one-way street, the necessity of knocking over any carefully stacked objects, or the deliberate mixing-up of something in an obvious sequence. I'm not certain that this is an actual condition, but I have an aunt who has been telling me that I have it for years. 
scarydoll:
It can be argued that people who want power over others are usually completely unsuited for that responsibility. The flip side of that is that people who'd rather be left alone probably make the best leaders. I've always accidentally fallen into roles of authority myself.
My kitchen is, as we speak, drying.
It's not dirty any more, but it's not clean, either. I'm going to call it tolerably messy. I'm willing to tolerate it because getting it any cleaner than it is would involve a whole hell of a lot of bleach, and I've more than exceeded my bleach fumes intake for the year already.
Agh. I'm trying to coordinate...
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It's not dirty any more, but it's not clean, either. I'm going to call it tolerably messy. I'm willing to tolerate it because getting it any cleaner than it is would involve a whole hell of a lot of bleach, and I've more than exceeded my bleach fumes intake for the year already.
Agh. I'm trying to coordinate...
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parks:
sweet
moongirl:
i agree with pie on the virgin mobile thing...that's what i have...you can either go with 25 cents for the first 10 minutes a day and then 10 cents after that or now they have 35 cents a day for 10 cent minutes all day
i do the latter and it works well for me, since i'm not a phone chatterer
i do the latter and it works well for me, since i'm not a phone chatterer
You ever have one of those days where you think to yourself
'Life would be so much easier if I just shaved my head and became a monk'.
'Life would be so much easier if I just shaved my head and became a monk'.
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moongirl:
well, i'm like a gypsy when it comes to stylists i just go to different salons almost everytime, but if you want someone along to try to explain what you want to the stylist, i ain't got nothing to do usually
judas:
butternut, if you're coming to the Toneski affair tomorrow evening, i could cut your hairs afterward...
Today I cleaned the bathroom, bleched the shower stalls, mopped the whole shebang, etc. I did not create any chlorine gas, but I wore my gas mask anyway.
I swept, vacuumed, and then swept the hallways. There is less crap on the floor than there was, but it still looks grody. Nothing I can do, though. The carpet is about a billion years old.
I...
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I swept, vacuumed, and then swept the hallways. There is less crap on the floor than there was, but it still looks grody. Nothing I can do, though. The carpet is about a billion years old.
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the_happy_pig:
Thanks man!
I'm glad all the people out here in SG land have my back!
I checked the CCTV tape, it's very blurry, but the staff said they'd try and find the same guys on one of the other tapes. The owner of the club was well pissed when I told him, to be honest, I hope he gets hold of them instead of the Police!
I'm glad all the people out here in SG land have my back!
I checked the CCTV tape, it's very blurry, but the staff said they'd try and find the same guys on one of the other tapes. The owner of the club was well pissed when I told him, to be honest, I hope he gets hold of them instead of the Police!
parks:
George Michael
[Edited on Jul 11, 2005 2:54PM]
[Edited on Jul 11, 2005 2:54PM]
I stayed up all night. I haven't done anything constructive since about six P.M. yesterday.
I drew a very nice picture of a tank, though. It's a Gnomish tank. Which means that it has more guns than are good for is and probably isn't entirely stable. It has a recoilless musket. Seriously, think about that. Recoilless musket. Oh yah. Doesn't make any sense, but it's...
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I drew a very nice picture of a tank, though. It's a Gnomish tank. Which means that it has more guns than are good for is and probably isn't entirely stable. It has a recoilless musket. Seriously, think about that. Recoilless musket. Oh yah. Doesn't make any sense, but it's...
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scarydoll:
I'd like to see this unrealistic gnomish tank.
jibrael:
indeed show us this conthe traption of devastation, tho wether it will be devastating for the enemy or the driver is prehaps another topic to delve into.
This whole fucking life thing, you know? I just can't get the hang of it.
It's like trying to ride a skate board covered in baby oil down the top of an infinitely long sewer pipe that has been coated in liquid teflon, and below you are thousands of very angry cannibal monkeys and fire.
That is just like what life is like. Cannibal monkeys...
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It's like trying to ride a skate board covered in baby oil down the top of an infinitely long sewer pipe that has been coated in liquid teflon, and below you are thousands of very angry cannibal monkeys and fire.
That is just like what life is like. Cannibal monkeys...
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moongirl:
i say fuck the skateboard...ride it like a slip'n'slide....
also cackling maniacally is a good thing
also cackling maniacally is a good thing
moongirl:
i like my evil with a spoon full of sugar
Hey kids! I need some advice. My little sister (not by blood, and the tie is no less strong for that) is coming down to Minnesota from Alaska for college. Alaska is, in every way that matters, a different country. We speak the same language as you southerners, and we all pay our taxes to the feds, but that's it.
My primary concern is that...
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aaardvark:
Can I get a ride? I've never been in a tank before.
I've decided that I have either a vitamin D deficiency or a boobie deficiency. I'm holding out for boobies but I won't know for sure until the results get in from the lab.
Eitherway, I could really go for a stable relationship right now. And by stable relationship I mean that I'd like a person who cared about me, lived closer than five hundred miles,...
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Eitherway, I could really go for a stable relationship right now. And by stable relationship I mean that I'd like a person who cared about me, lived closer than five hundred miles,...
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aaardvark:
FRANK THE TANK! I bet you get that alot.
dooblecain:
doesnt exist, spent my whole life looking for it found it and realized I dont work in long term relationships.
