-Chapter One-
Frank struggled to open his eyes. The whole world was a tiny voice chanting 'Frank... Frank... Wake up, Frank... Frank... Wake up.' after a while he realized the voice was his own, grabbed it, and held on. Then his whole world became his voice chanting, and himself holding onto it. Time passed, and he eventually became aware that he could feel things. Weight....
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Frank struggled to open his eyes. The whole world was a tiny voice chanting 'Frank... Frank... Wake up, Frank... Frank... Wake up.' after a while he realized the voice was his own, grabbed it, and held on. Then his whole world became his voice chanting, and himself holding onto it. Time passed, and he eventually became aware that he could feel things. Weight....
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parks:
he's my littlest brother
starfior:
VIKING CAMP REQUIRES MORE FISH!!
The world is totally fucked in the head. The only reason seems to be that the multitude of humanity is fucked in the head. I don't know how to fix this, change this, or even influence this. I'm going to the fabric shop to get more thread.
Sincerely,
Frank.
P.S. Try not to blow shit up or oppress anyone while I'm gone. Kay? Thanks. Bye....
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Sincerely,
Frank.
P.S. Try not to blow shit up or oppress anyone while I'm gone. Kay? Thanks. Bye....
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comicking:
politics. Get in, make yourself be heard by the masses and get out.
religion. see above.
TV anchor, radio host, talk show host, see above.
There are many ways to influence. Find one, pick one, pursue it relentlessly.
I like your monorail idea. It would work if the bikes were all exactly the same, and free. If there were several million of them, so that taking one and not coming back with it would not make sense, because everyone can have one or two and there would be no black market for stealing them. It could work in today's society... or after everyone who is fucked in the head is gotten rid of...
religion. see above.
TV anchor, radio host, talk show host, see above.
There are many ways to influence. Find one, pick one, pursue it relentlessly.
I like your monorail idea. It would work if the bikes were all exactly the same, and free. If there were several million of them, so that taking one and not coming back with it would not make sense, because everyone can have one or two and there would be no black market for stealing them. It could work in today's society... or after everyone who is fucked in the head is gotten rid of...
moongirl:
i have managed to find many a friend who will accomidate my snuggle needs...i like naps with friends the best...
I am still awake. I am sewing. I am seriously considering loading my satchel with water, putting on some real pants, and going for a walk with the objective of returing home around six this evening to crash out and sleep. I probably won't.
If I did half the things I've thought about doing, I would be rich, succesful, married three times, and in posession...
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If I did half the things I've thought about doing, I would be rich, succesful, married three times, and in posession...
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Can there be a political party called determinist? I think that people usually need to figure their own shit out, and the purpose of society should be to foster and encourage an environment that encourages individual developement while still offering a framework to fall back on and learn from. I don't think that really fits into the Dems or the Reppies, and I'm almost certain...
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pensquare:
You'd face three major problems attempting to introduce a new political party.
1. No potential for profit. Without the support of the masses, no lobbyists will invest in you. Without lobbyist support, the masses won't recognize you.
2. A certain segment of humanity America quite simply does not want to pull itself out of its ignorant stupor, and prefers to stay safely under the influence of one substance or another to avoid anything resembling cognitive dissonance.
3. As a fledgling political group, you will be labelled communist by stupid people. See #2. Established political parties will do the same thing, but out of malice rather than ignorance.
Cheers.
1. No potential for profit. Without the support of the masses, no lobbyists will invest in you. Without lobbyist support, the masses won't recognize you.
2. A certain segment of humanity America quite simply does not want to pull itself out of its ignorant stupor, and prefers to stay safely under the influence of one substance or another to avoid anything resembling cognitive dissonance.
3. As a fledgling political group, you will be labelled communist by stupid people. See #2. Established political parties will do the same thing, but out of malice rather than ignorance.
Cheers.
contrast:
but its an orange shirt. are you sure?
Things need to get done, but I'm not sure just what it is that needs be done.
*sigh*
I need a staff. Preferably robots or gremlins, must be able to take handwritten dictation, type 80 words per minute, handle calls and schedule appointments, and sort and organize forms, papers, and correspondence.
I also have positions for maintanence and janitorial staffers, security, and teamsters.
I can...
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*sigh*
I need a staff. Preferably robots or gremlins, must be able to take handwritten dictation, type 80 words per minute, handle calls and schedule appointments, and sort and organize forms, papers, and correspondence.
I also have positions for maintanence and janitorial staffers, security, and teamsters.
I can...
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lukebunny:
You and me against the world Frrank. All we need is....fuck I don't know, but we'll win!!
parks:
Frank said:
Also taking applications for stable friendship based on communication, sex, and a mutual desire for a supportive person of the opposite sex who can be counted on for advice, soup, and companionship.
that's almost the kind of friend I want, except for the soup. I loathe soup 
[Edited on Jul 21, 2005 6:51PM]
Things need to get done, but I'm not sure just what it is that needs be done.
*sigh*
I need a staff. Preferably robots or gremlins, must be able to take handwritten dictation, type 80 words per minute, handle calls and schedule appointments, and sort and organize forms, papers, and correspondence.
I also have positions for maintanence and janitorial staffers, security, and teamsters.
I can...
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*sigh*
I need a staff. Preferably robots or gremlins, must be able to take handwritten dictation, type 80 words per minute, handle calls and schedule appointments, and sort and organize forms, papers, and correspondence.
I also have positions for maintanence and janitorial staffers, security, and teamsters.
I can...
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Robot!
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onlyoblivion:
Whered you get $46,000?!
starfior:
Woah-bot.
Feeling much better.
Update: I need someone to find me one robot suit, one cup of whipped creme, and a Non-Analog Whumpus.
Would anyone be up for wrestling in Olive Oil or a similar lubricating substance as part of a combination charit event/fraternity funraiser/insane moneymaking scheme?
I'll cut it 33/33/34, with a third to the frat, a third to the wrestlers, and a third to...
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Update: I need someone to find me one robot suit, one cup of whipped creme, and a Non-Analog Whumpus.
Would anyone be up for wrestling in Olive Oil or a similar lubricating substance as part of a combination charit event/fraternity funraiser/insane moneymaking scheme?
I'll cut it 33/33/34, with a third to the frat, a third to the wrestlers, and a third to...
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parks:
that's good
starfior:
What the hell are Crow and Katie going to be doing at Bong?
I am so very angry and frustrated.
Angry because none know m and the love of those who know me means nothing now. Frustrated because I am endlessly, endlessly alone, all my life, ever. Livid. I'm am standing in my room and a storm of knives issues from my fingers gouging deep the ancient woodwork. There are new holes in the walls and floors. My...
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Angry because none know m and the love of those who know me means nothing now. Frustrated because I am endlessly, endlessly alone, all my life, ever. Livid. I'm am standing in my room and a storm of knives issues from my fingers gouging deep the ancient woodwork. There are new holes in the walls and floors. My...
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starfior:
Cowboy the fuck up, Soldier. You're not dying out here.
scarydoll:
Life runs in cycles, my dear. This will pass, and eventually, return. We live through it. 
I just went on this huge, complicated rant on where I see myself in fifteen years. My response was pretty different, compared to the rest. For one thing, it's about a page long. For another, It starts by saying that I see myself on Mars.
I really expect the near future to be as radically different from now as now is radically different from 1905....
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I really expect the near future to be as radically different from now as now is radically different from 1905....
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charlatan:
What is the most journal entries you've made in one day?
My god, man. Do you do anything but write in your jounal?
My god, man. Do you do anything but write in your jounal?
For most of the multiple sets I can't help but imagine that the photographer is kicked out immediately following the shoot and hot sexxin occurs. It must be the boy in me.
Eitherway, I have a variety of fruit downstairs, and I'm going to make fruitsalad for a picnic which may or may not be happening in a few hours. Time will tell.
Random comment:...
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Eitherway, I have a variety of fruit downstairs, and I'm going to make fruitsalad for a picnic which may or may not be happening in a few hours. Time will tell.
Random comment:...
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escottie:
if i was the photographer, i would insist on staying and push for participation.
tonkakatt:
I love fruit salad.
multiples sets rawk! they gotta be havin hot sexxxy lovin' after the set.
multiples sets rawk! they gotta be havin hot sexxxy lovin' after the set.
Enemy Mine taught me a very important lesson. If you want to insult an earth man so that he goes into a blind hatred and rage you should say 'Mickhey Mouse Icht Sthupid.'
My sleep schedule is ridiculously messed up right now. Didn't sleep last night, caught a three hour nap around noon, and now I'm going to attempt to hold out until 7-9 then...
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My sleep schedule is ridiculously messed up right now. Didn't sleep last night, caught a three hour nap around noon, and now I'm going to attempt to hold out until 7-9 then...
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moongirl:
zombies dance you know
zombies dance you know
scarydoll:
Sleeping really is much harder than it looks.
Maybe you want Tang.
Maybe you want Tang.