Sunday Aug 14, 2005

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I'm sitting here eating soy nuts and being vaguely unhappy/sad.

I need hugs, and icecream, and sleep. I could use a pound cake, a three foot tall stack of blankets/sheets/comforters/sleeping bags and twenty eight degree weather.

Mostly I just want to feel smart and sexy and appreciated and worthwhile, instead of vaugely scruffy and aimless and expensive.

Soy nuts are not comfort food.
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pixie_punch:
i would love to ice skate on a frozen vat of Jell-o. let's do it.
pixie_punch:
wait! new plan.

Q: what is better than Jell-o?
A: jell-o shots of course!

the multi-purpose ice rink.

Sunday Aug 14, 2005

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Things I would like in this theoretical relationship that I would some day like to find.

Intimacy. Like hugging and kissing and the holding of hands. And all the other things that go with that, but on the surface of it all I need more hugs, and more of the kind that last for half an hour, the not just friends kind.

I'd also like...
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meta:
you know, I believe most Indian grocery stores in the cities have henna kits. if I think about it really hard, I can tell you where a bunch of them are. also possibly the Global Village on Hennepin.
lukebunny:
Frank, you are an angel. I like to read pretty much everything. I am a raging Sci-Fi Nerd. Love craft gets me all gooey, Haven't read Milton or Machevelli, but Would sure like to. I can't seem to find my address currently, but when I have it, I will let you know! Anything you would like to donate would be welcome, but don't feel the need to send everything. I don't want to deplete your book collection!

Saturday Aug 13, 2005

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I'm going to have to update 'The Plan'

10:30 AM Wake up. Realize how tired my body is from the night before. Fumble for the alarm clock, sleep for an hour.

11:30 AM Wake up. Realize that my body isn't feeling any better. Stumble down stairs in search of water and food. Cancel rock climbing, because seriously, I'm not paying twenty bucks when I'm not...
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parks:
I find it funny that you list pants under our "5 items you can't live without" yet you claim to detest pants

fucking liar mad
parks:
I don't know, I've never been

I would be willing to guess that it is, there's a guy I see in uptown from time to time who is always wearing pretty skirts. He's cool

Friday Aug 12, 2005

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My plan for tommorow is as follows.

11:00 AM. Wake up. Shower. Leave the House. Remember decency laws. Clothes. Leave the house.

12:00 PM Find either henna or colorful sharpies for the Pizza Luce block party. But together an interesting and colorful costume for aformentioned event.

3:00 run down to south minneapolis to find a Kendo club that may or may not meet down there....
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scarydoll:
I didn't know you like to dance. biggrin
meta:
I stopped being in the mood for rocking out and did the bidding of higher powers. in other words, I entertained other folk and was mildly glad of this.

crap, I should have gone.

Friday Aug 12, 2005

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Fucking hell. Fucking fucker fuck. It erased my fucking update. Fuck

Okay, short version, Stop drinking you fucks, take up a god damned sport, this alchoholism thing is pissing me the fuck off. hit the fucking dance floor and work for your endorphin rush.

Second, punks, hipsters, preps, all you fucking wanks, lose the fucking uniforms!

Third, people who don't dance when an Irish band...
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Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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See that little person down there on the raft? He's doing very good at keeping his little raft together. He checks every day to make sure the cord binding the logs together is still in good condition. Every evening he trims the sail, checks his lines for fish, and sets out his rain traps in case their is a storm during the night. The last...
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pekoe:
Like the story! yo, human tofu is a no good idea unless we had rampant canibal probs. BUT, pufu will change the world miao!! If your at IrishFest, I may run into your ass.
parks:
it is possible

I'll probably not go by myself so if you go give me a call and I'll be able to determine my course of action

Wednesday Aug 10, 2005

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Well, some mopping was done, and some spraying of raid. I feel a bit better about the ants. I'm going to try to find some good traps and such tommorow to make sure they stay away.

Well, I don't need a massage quite as bad, but I wouldn't turn one down, either. And I'm still up for any sex offered by a minute fraction of...
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parks:
what is with people not saving my number when I give it to them the first time?
parks:
whatever, you have my number now

Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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I need a massage. Badly. And I woulnd't turn down sex, either.

Actually, I probably would turn down sex from all but a tiny fraction of the world's population.

I'ma go make me some chain maille now, and have ice cream for dinner.

The whole damned first floor of my house is crawling with ants. I started to notice them about three days ago, but...
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parks:
I always have Hummus and pita bread on-hand, and I'm always in need of a massage. I'm going to be reading until I go to bed unless someone gives me something better to do. So, if you're in the massaging mood you are welcome to give me a call
dedilliterati:
I will not cease in revolutionary activity, however, I may be convinced to temper my amazing propagandabilities if you were to simply join the group.

As you say in your journal, your existence is meaningless. Perhaps the group could supply you with a position of responsibility in order to alleviate your dearth of worth. In the future, we might also be able to supply back massages, ant killer, and blow-jobs simultaneously.

Please, weigh your options carefully. I admire you general angst.

-The lariat of the pro-t

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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I hate being alone. I really despise it. And I'm alone right now.

I don't really know what to do about that.

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steel_talons:
Is this a symptom of your living situation, or a relationship thing?
figmentation:
yea, I'm back, intermittently.
Hugs.
miss you too...

when I'm missing humans, I go find some.
~cheers
Fig.

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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A while back a female friend of mine declared that she could not picture me with a penis, and by extension I did not have one.

Months pass.

On day I sit down and my pants rip open from crotch to knee. I tell people about this, and someone declares that my wang is so great and mighty that it has burst from my pants....
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judas:
i am terribly pleased that you've used the word wang repeatedly in this journal entry. huzzah.
evilwillow:
I'm glad you can sleep.


I, sadly, cannot.

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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Noodle.

That's all I have to say.

Noodle.

Sunday Aug 07, 2005

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I'm fucking bloody well manic right now. I don't want to be in this miserable fucking existence. There is no point. There is no reason. It just fucking is. I doesn't mean anything, it doesn't go anywhere, it just is, and it is consistently lonely and miserable and painful. Everything good in the world exists in spite of it. Reality is empty fucking vacuum with...
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