I'm kinda tired. I've been a busy little boy all day. I helped my bestest good childhood buy not really friend move to college and get settled, then I dress up like mafia and intimidated my school into doing the stuff they already promised to do anyway, then I made like a million copies of fliers for a non-alcoholic frat party, because I'm weird like...
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I'm old enough to help. I know enough about the world to know that I have to help. But I'm too far away to do anything in person and I don't have any money to send.
They say that a disaster is never real until it happens to you and they're bloody well right. In 2001 I was in Alaska, which is more or less...
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They say that a disaster is never real until it happens to you and they're bloody well right. In 2001 I was in Alaska, which is more or less...
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aaardvark:
Hey, Sarah doesn't need help moving and she won't be at her place when you want to be there, so, um, give her a call, because she lost your number.
absintheofmalice:
Yeah, we left on the Thursday before the hurricane. The storm was predicted to head that way, but the people we talked to weren't worried. They said they'd heard a lot of warnings in the past and nothing had ever happened. We tried to go to some of the websites for the people we met (people who run the tours and a few shop owners), but none of the sites are up. This is terrible, but never even had to happen. If the levees were repaired the flooding could have been avoided. 
Okay, so the way I figure it is that people wear clothes because they don't like the way they look naked. It's like adding something.
And the way I figure it, I look pretty damned good naked so if I'm going to bother wearing clothes I shouldn't settle for anything less than a well fitting suit all the damned time.
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And the way I figure it, I look pretty damned good naked so if I'm going to bother wearing clothes I shouldn't settle for anything less than a well fitting suit all the damned time.
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tonkakatt:
no confidence???? but you have all those nice clothes AND look great naked? what more could a date want from a guy?
judas:
i am very comfortable being naked, but i do like accoutrements upon my person. i rather enjoy the "leaving something to the imagination" philosophy.
and yes, you did mention you'd be over at 5:30 to commence with the moving. i will be waiting for you, pilgrim.
and yes, you did mention you'd be over at 5:30 to commence with the moving. i will be waiting for you, pilgrim.
I managed to get clothes on, come up with a battle plan, and even get so far as securing my keys and wallet, but I am now too depressed to take further action... Unless... Perhaps Jamba Juice is enough to revivify me.
At the moment the only thing keeping me from curling up into a weeping ball of angst is a small, logical portion of...
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parks:
I have no idea if this will work for you but it worked for me so I offer my advice
yesterday I cleaned and rearranged my bedroom during a four hour period. When I finished for the night, I felt almost eurphoric. I find that when I tackle some sort of cleaning or organization project I'm really happy by the time I'm done.
yesterday I cleaned and rearranged my bedroom during a four hour period. When I finished for the night, I felt almost eurphoric. I find that when I tackle some sort of cleaning or organization project I'm really happy by the time I'm done.
meta:
aye, be well.
"revivify" makes me dizzy.
"revivify" makes me dizzy.
His boots hit the dirt and leave it. The heel of his foot plans into the throat of an enemy, then the knee snaps back and he pivots around the center of his mass and he is facing another direction and his fist ratchets out to connect hard with someone's temple. He shifts back a step as an enemy lunges forward, the hooks the now...
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I am very unhappy, right now. Very unhappy. Alone. Confused. I need help and I can't even find the language to ask for it. I have no lover and I worship no god. I'm losing faith in my tribe, or rather I've lost my faith in my tribe and I'm trying desperately to make my tribe change so that I can have faith in it...
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dooblecain:
want to go climbing sometimish soon?
I went out in search of excitement and adventure. I found out that Jillian's was closed, Gamework's is 21plus after 9p.m., Hooter's girls look too silly to be sexy, and Blockbuster didn't have anything interesting. At that point I was out of ideas that didn't require drinking or an ID claiming that you were 21+, and went home. Now I'm entertaining myself by being depressed....
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meta:
figure of speech, kid. but if you don't smile or something.. just know that there's this herd of goats a few blocks away, and they KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
it'll be ok.
it'll be ok.
meta:
if all else fails, I've heard emu farming can be an enjoyable profitable experience.
sorry.
-cautious hugs-
sorry.
-cautious hugs-
I made a lot of calls and got no where. I'm currently trying to decide whether to try to find something to do in the cities tonight or load up my truck and go looking for a big field to shoot my longbow in.
I'm edgy and disheartened.
I'm edgy and disheartened.
parks:
psshft, i didn't get any calls 
I had a dream where I could travel from place to place by closing my eyes and envisioning the place I wanted to be surrounding me. I could skate across concrete by some mechanic that I do not actually understand... And I think I met someone in my dream...Now isn't that odd. There was a black woman in the mall in my dream who, for...
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steel_talons:
We used the jedi mindtrick hand motion on a daily basis in my high school. Usually at great distances.
Her expert is old childhood psycologist, so it's like a deposition I can't hit on cross.
Her expert is old childhood psycologist, so it's like a deposition I can't hit on cross.
antid0te:
I'm not really sure why, but for some reason my account wasn't cancelled.
I've decided on my gig for Renn Faire this year. This is going down Sept. 17th.
I'm going to make ten collars and about a dozen manacles, then arrange them on two lengths of chain, then rivet the chain to either a belt of a bracer. I'm going to get an auctioneer, and a couple of starter slaves, then I'm going to wander around the...
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I'm going to make ten collars and about a dozen manacles, then arrange them on two lengths of chain, then rivet the chain to either a belt of a bracer. I'm going to get an auctioneer, and a couple of starter slaves, then I'm going to wander around the...
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parks:
Is Frank short for anything?
pekoe:
Come tap-dance! That would be gooooood 
I tell you we maintain strict confidentialitity! Not one measured iota of your personal information will leave our keeping once it has been so entrusted to us for the keeping and the holding and likewise! Our grip is very firm! We are limp neither of wrist nor vigilance! Indeed, the kung fu grip of the old firm is mightier than a thousand hong kong knock...
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meta:
I was going to say this made more sense than anything else I've read over the last 24 hours, but I'm really not too keen on seeing a psychologist. I can, however, provide dancing naked girls within the hour.
parks:
I had a guy once tell me to do a naked jig
I declined
I declined
Okay, I came up with this idea for a show. It's called CyberPunk'd. It's just like Punk'd, only with influences from Gibson and PKD and such, and it's all very flash and high-tech.
I actually don't know how the hell it would work, though.
I actually don't know how the hell it would work, though.
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prockg:
I'll let you know when I stop giggling uncontrollably. 
dooblecain:
hacking, sabotaging peoples flying cars, telling people they are wankers
in other words the stuff we always do
in other words the stuff we always do
Tah tah,
Troy