frankmask

I've been having an unfortuately high incidence of buzz-kills recently, in which what starts as a good evening will be abruptly transmuted into a flaming pile of drama and/or a headache.

I've decided that the only mature and rational response to this situation is to hide under the covers and pray to Cthulhu for an iminent nuclear apocalpyse.


I still don't have a costume for...
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I just got back from Dropkick Murphys and all I got was this splitting fucking headache. What the fuck is the point of playing music if you're playing it so goddamned loud that the only thing distinguishing it from radio static is that it's got a rythym and you can almost hear some of the lyrics? What the muthafuck? Shit, I'm starting a band called...
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I figure we're less than a hundred years away from the Omega generation, the last generation of human beings that will have to worry about death due to old age or disease. I really, seriously believe this. As a result I want to keep my ass alive for as long as possible so that I maybe, just maybe, have a shot at immortality.

I have...
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Ever wonder just when you lost the reins and your life went careening over a cliff at high speeds?

Cause I sure do.

Sigh.

I gots the blues. The too much to do blues.

I had a dream last night. My teeth fell out, and new ones were growing in behind them.

The past often seems more pleasant than the future. The problems of the past have been conquered by time.

My libido is off. I think.

Actually, I'm getting the impression that most of my carefully considered self analysis are wildely off base. Not neccesarily too my detriment, but still not entirely accurate.

So, in the context of my libido, I'm not sure if it's off,...
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Tell me something.

My hands yearn to express the feeling inside me. I am agitated by my lack of action yet there is no useful action which satisfies my hunger.

Agitation is the word for it. A pressing need to do an undefined something and a constant figdety feeling because I am not doing that undefined something, combined with a sort of unease because I...
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I am all twitchy and shit. My Japanese history teacher was hired because she speaks three languages and can tell you everything you need to know about media and communication in China. China is not Japan. media and communication is not history. My Japanese History teacher knows fuck and all about Japanese History. I do not cotton to having to bring the text book to...
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I Just Pryed a rose thorn OUT OF MY ASS. With pliers. Ooahh. I feel... Dignified.

I fucking love CTF. I'm going to wash the blood off and pass the fuck out, like... fucking forever. Shit. God. I think the only reason I'm upright right now is adrenaline and icecream.

Okay, so by the end of it I pulled five thorns out of me. My...
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Anyone want to trade lives? My life of adventure, danger, and alarmingly bad cooking for your life of peaceful reflection, contentment, and a stable nine to five. Anyone?

I do not get messily drunk. I simply drink water from a suspicious looking bottle while being my own authentic self. This makes for a pretty good aproximation of messily drunk.

Stabbing. It's a controversial subject into today's blunt object favoring society and it's something that you'll need to educate your kids about. Make sure they know that as much as stabbing seems to be the answer to everything that's wrong with the world it can also carry heavy fines and jail time. Also, it's a pain in the ass to get arterial blood out of...
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Hey Kids! We're two years and change away from the next election and Bubu the amazing Chimp Boy is on the way out. Want to make sure that our next president is capable, efficient, and has great customer service?

Vote Google 2008.

They may be evil. They may be taking over the world. But they're doing a damned good job of it.

Google. Because you're...
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