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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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i was just in the shower when the pad thai delivery guy rang that doorbell 30 minutes earlier than expected. i scrambled for some clothes and answered, dripping wet.

all the makings for a porn you say?

well, the guy was an asshole (apparently he had been ringing the bell for quite some time), and ummm.. maybe a little slow in the head. (no offence intended). but it was still the closest i've gottento sex in over a month.

how pathetic is that?
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thelastboss:
Maybe you should've answered in your towel, and -oops!- dropped it. You might've gotten a free meal out of it, and he would've cheered up a bit. wink
BTW I LOVE pad thai. I cook my own sometimes. It's so delicious...
Apr 15, 2005
mrdelicious:
didn't someone say 'god gave every man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to use one of them at a time'? maybe the sight of you dripping wet aroused the guy and he only appeared slow in the head.

sounds like you're passing up all the good opportunities lately.
Apr 15, 2005

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