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the last journal entry was kind of boring
here is a joke in transcript enjoy

then get this right, i'm driving along, man, i'm driving as i'm driving, i'm driving safely, i'm obeying the rules of the road,and whatever sign comes at me i look at it and I go, 'OK you got it sign', right so i'm driving safely and all of a sudden...
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fej:
A reunion? You've been a member for a month, unless you were on under a different nickname before... Maybe after a couple years a big party might be an idea..
blixasinister:
I had no idea it's been almost a week since I last posted over here in your journal. Where did the week go?

I had a german guy run into my car as it was parked once and tried to lay the blame on me. like i was in the car and the guy rearended me. he was being really obnoxious so then i said to him, "isn't your car a rental?" his expression changed to "oh yeah" and he waved me off and said don't worry about it. no shit, my car was parked you crazy kraut.

so do you actually sit and transcribe all this word for word?
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There's always a party on funeral row
Where the cross flashes red to the street
And gasoline dreams of girls in blue jeans
He's grazing the surface of sleep

The vultures on main street are eyeing you up
Calculating the wait of your bones
And midnight graffiti appears on your door
So we all can sleep safe in our homes

And the storms in the...
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atmospherik1:
Oh shit, Did you see Dane Cook on crank yankers tonight as the foreign guy. That shit was frikkin hilarious. If you didnt you missed out man. So ya try to connect to me with that profile info. Much appreciated

See ya on the Farside
kengineer:
ooooohhh, seagulls . . .
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so as i lie here in bed wondering what tomorrow is going to be like, same old same old, i slowly go mad with boredom, i have nothing to do and there are only a few good shows on tv, which i am watching right now, the dead zone which is terrific and good actoring, great plot, awesome twists, and Anthony Michael Hall is an...
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blixasinister:
anthony michael hall? can you say "Weird Science?" I was so envious of him and downey jr. getting to be cast members on SNL when they were so young.

oh, thanks for the link by the way. it's good to know there's historians for shit like bonkers. i can still smell that fresh unwrapped pack like it was yesterday.
autumn:
Shit i missed that one.
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a joke for the kids enjoy it is in transcript ok


When i was a little kids i use to have crazy dreams because uhhh , well do you remember that a, nestle quik, you know the powder, you put it in your milk and you'd stir it for like 30 minutes, and no matter how hard you fuckin, there were still chunks of powdery...
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nic:
!!!
lotus:
lol. I prefered the quick syrup.
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i am in a funtastic mood, and i am a pretty pretty man
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fej:
That song rocks..
mephausto:
funtastic makes the world better. if they could have a brand of popsicles named funtastic, they would sell like hotcakes.

and I've seen hotcakes sell.

it's like an ant farm crashing into a sugar cube plant. mayhem. madness.

and hotcakes.

funtastic hotcakes.
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well i had a fun day i hang out with ragingwhore44or 80, it is up in the air, and i hanged out with her bf chris who rocks hard,and is funny, we mostly listen to music all day, and was going to play a evil evil video game but thank god the tv went on the fritz, and then we just had couple smoke sessions,...
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well i am off to bed soon i have nothing profound, but this you all should see kids in the hall it is one of the greatest shows on earth you all must see it it is soooo damn funny, you will and must i have nothing to say i am drawing a black i am going to ramble on about nothing for a bit,...
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pippi:
HAHAHHAAA!!! Tha t was a reallly funny song!
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Well today i took a shower and it twas fun i used finesse, finesse conditioner, apricot bodywash, and i smell all purty. and as i type i am listen to a wonderful song brings a tear to my eye, HermAphrodite by Stephen Lynch, (as i write this i stroke my hair) i love my hair a little too much, is that wrong, oh well fuck...
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xxanastasiaxx:
What the hell?? can you please edit that out of my journal..
xxanastasiaxx:
Ok, now that WAS funny!!!
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a story i am trying to write it ucks this like half od the first page

'Hey there' the guard said to the young man walking by guard station. The young man was about 6'5 ,200lbs, violet eyes, black hair, he is wearing a black trenchcoat, black boots,black gloves, black pants, and a black vest. The young man turned with a expressionless look on his...
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minsc_and_boo:
hm did i detect raging sarcasm in that journal comment?
sorry dude i was so stoned i didn't even remember posting to that
mistressmissy:
conscructive critizism :
the sentences are a little long. you could break them down. and edit for english and spelling purposes. thats about it though. not bad

thanx for my nice comment wink
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well i am trying to think of something to do ,i'm bored out of my freakin skull, there isn't anything on tv until an hour i have done tons of push ups and crutches to pass the time and become rock hard for the Laaaadies, i am a sleaze, oh well, well i want to call my friend but i losted his number and he...
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lenore:
I grew up with Joey Harrington!