a joke for the kids enjoy it is in transcript ok
When i was a little kids i use to have crazy dreams because uhhh , well do you remember that a, nestle quik, you know the powder, you put it in your milk and you'd stir it for like 30 minutes, and no matter how hard you fuckin, there were still chunks of powdery magma, that would float up and explode in your eye when you try to drink, take a sip....arrrrr, goddamn sand missle just blow up in my eye, the movie dune is in my chocolately drink, i don't like when the movie dune is in my is in my drink, crazy, when i was five or six years old, i took the a uuhh powder and (sniffs) I snorted it, cause i heard about speed, so i thought speed...quik, some kind of (french accent) connection, (french accent)cooonnnneeccttiioonn, so then i would have fucked up dreams, cause you know i was hopped up on the Q as we called it on the streets, i be on my big wheel all strung out,(sniffs)(makes a crashing sounds) what am i doing with my fuckin life here man, (says to a friend) i (sniffs) will (sniffs) play kickball (sniffs) tomorrow, tomorrow , i can't kick the ball today, not feeling it, i'm not feeling the kickball vibe
i will tell you what dream that use to scared me when i was a little kid, use to actually totally give my nightmares, remember those kool-aid commericials, where that...no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fuckin wall, in your living room, you wouldn't even know, he would (makes crashing thru a wall) (in a deep voice) 'Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah', right? and the little kids were all excited (in a kiddy voice ) 'yes YYYeeesss', and then they would drink out of him, after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself (in a deep voice) 'Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah', him and his crazy tights, i don't like that, i don't like when juice wears tights, that is a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like 'no no no , you fix that wall before my dad get's home from work, he's going to beat me with a belt, he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch, came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah coming thru the wall was really fuckin cool, using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink, DON'T touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condensing i will kick you in the tights and you will go down, your very top heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard,(in a deep voice) 'Oh yeah' (dane says) 'oh nooooo, naughty naughty kool aid' (kool aid says surpisely) 'Oh yeah' (dane says) noo
When i was a little kids i use to have crazy dreams because uhhh , well do you remember that a, nestle quik, you know the powder, you put it in your milk and you'd stir it for like 30 minutes, and no matter how hard you fuckin, there were still chunks of powdery magma, that would float up and explode in your eye when you try to drink, take a sip....arrrrr, goddamn sand missle just blow up in my eye, the movie dune is in my chocolately drink, i don't like when the movie dune is in my is in my drink, crazy, when i was five or six years old, i took the a uuhh powder and (sniffs) I snorted it, cause i heard about speed, so i thought speed...quik, some kind of (french accent) connection, (french accent)cooonnnneeccttiioonn, so then i would have fucked up dreams, cause you know i was hopped up on the Q as we called it on the streets, i be on my big wheel all strung out,(sniffs)(makes a crashing sounds) what am i doing with my fuckin life here man, (says to a friend) i (sniffs) will (sniffs) play kickball (sniffs) tomorrow, tomorrow , i can't kick the ball today, not feeling it, i'm not feeling the kickball vibe
i will tell you what dream that use to scared me when i was a little kid, use to actually totally give my nightmares, remember those kool-aid commericials, where that...no that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fuckin wall, in your living room, you wouldn't even know, he would (makes crashing thru a wall) (in a deep voice) 'Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah', right? and the little kids were all excited (in a kiddy voice ) 'yes YYYeeesss', and then they would drink out of him, after debris fell in his open dumb head, he would pour himself (in a deep voice) 'Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah', him and his crazy tights, i don't like that, i don't like when juice wears tights, that is a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like 'no no no , you fix that wall before my dad get's home from work, he's going to beat me with a belt, he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch, came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah coming thru the wall was really fuckin cool, using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink, DON'T touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condensing i will kick you in the tights and you will go down, your very top heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard,(in a deep voice) 'Oh yeah' (dane says) 'oh nooooo, naughty naughty kool aid' (kool aid says surpisely) 'Oh yeah' (dane says) noo
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nic:
!!!
lotus:
lol. I prefered the quick syrup.