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Saturday Mar 08, 2003

Mar 8, 2003
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Here is song that touches me in a way i have never been touched before
Stephen Lynch - Gerbil

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it, I can too. I get undressed and I start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube. Wondering just how he'll feel will he like it better than his little wheel careful now he's right beside me one more inch and he's inside me GO!!! Gerbil go! Burrow harder, burrow deeper be my little chimney sweeper one thing I forgot about how am I supposed to get you out so now my gerbils won easy street it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat the situation is beyond my control gotta find a way to get him out of his hole. I tried crowbars I tried wires I almost hurt'em with a pair of pliers I tried cheese but he's not biting I wish this wasn't so exciting Go!!! Gerbil Go!!! Jesus, I am such a sucker Please get out you furry fucker! I think I am getting ill suddenly he's very very still Now it's too late my gerbil died I guess I have committed gerbacide here's some advice it's very clear cut if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt don't stick him up your butt little furry gerbil in your booty hole
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kimmi:
Hey. I was thinking that when you get to Salem you buy a roundtrip ticket going to Eugene then back to Salem. leave at the soonest bus that heads towards Eugene. On your ticket ask for the one leaving Eugene to go back to Salem at 5:00. Then buy my ticket when you get to Eugene that leaves at 5:00 too. It will cost $17.75 for yours and $9.75 for mine. But call me when you get to Eugene.
Mar 12, 2003
requiem:
...water under the bridge.

Anyway, I've seen the Summoner video and actually would have preferred to link to that but I couldn't find it on line anywhere. All I could find was the audio file. That skit is probably the best of the stuff they have on their website.

I gotta go try to find that song you mentioned...
Mar 13, 2003

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