Corky and the juice pigs - americans
We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans
Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans
What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States...
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We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans
Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans
What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States...
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lenore:
Hey silly! I commented on your shirt, remember?!? I said, "Kurt Cobain lives!" Now do you remember??
lenore:
I was drawing comics and doing the crossword on the couch. 
i belong to a gang it's called the king raod mimes, we are the strong slient type
don't fuck with us or we will bitchslap you with our mickey mouse gloves
if you join you will get cool names like walkin-against-the-wind, trap-in-a-box or my street name is tryin-to-carry-something-that-is-heavy
we Mimes are fuckin badasses, yes we will beat youtr ass and you won't make a sound...
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don't fuck with us or we will bitchslap you with our mickey mouse gloves
if you join you will get cool names like walkin-against-the-wind, trap-in-a-box or my street name is tryin-to-carry-something-that-is-heavy
we Mimes are fuckin badasses, yes we will beat youtr ass and you won't make a sound...
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fractal:
I don't have any of the IM thingies, but I have the contact on my profile.
stormy:
well arent you the little poetic genius. rock my world baby.
here is a joke from a comedian enjoy
Monopoly, there is another game we had, everybody had it, nobody liked it, everyone had it, even if you thinked you liked it you didn't cause it's simple why, ready cause this is anyone here 2 1/2hours into a game of Monopoly, Ready,(throws the game onto the ground) FUCK THIS GAME, it's 4 in the morning grandma,...
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Monopoly, there is another game we had, everybody had it, nobody liked it, everyone had it, even if you thinked you liked it you didn't cause it's simple why, ready cause this is anyone here 2 1/2hours into a game of Monopoly, Ready,(throws the game onto the ground) FUCK THIS GAME, it's 4 in the morning grandma,...
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ruby:
Hell yes for gay midget love slaves.
cherry:
Thanks for the song. It surely made me laugh 
Cherry xx
Cherry xx
One of the greatest songs ever (acoustic)
And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where ya going to tommorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And I feel it
Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin...
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And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where ya going to tommorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And I feel it
Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin...
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lenore:
you're a true genious 
rexphantom:
Never. Stop. Writing.
About the stephen lynch concert
It was fuckin Awesome i don't know what to say, i don't know if i ever had soooo much fun in my life god he was funny, And how Stephen interacted with the crowd oh god that was the shit, i mean i have only a few words to say about the night it was awesome i was i could...
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It was fuckin Awesome i don't know what to say, i don't know if i ever had soooo much fun in my life god he was funny, And how Stephen interacted with the crowd oh god that was the shit, i mean i have only a few words to say about the night it was awesome i was i could...
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alanscott:
Awesome man, can't wait to see more.
frank_castle:
i wish there was a counter on every journal page so we could see how many read are journal but nooo it just seems like one cause i only see the response to my journal so i may never know, i just feel so helpless not knowing if people read this, i'm to go to sleep (cries himself to sleep)
i want to say something profound something that will change your life , to inspire you to be a better person,
here it is it was something i heard from someone else it's advice/story, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to...
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here it is it was something i heard from someone else it's advice/story, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to...
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frank_castle:
stephen lynch is coming on march 19th wed at 9pm, you must come anyone must come anyone!!!!!!!!! 16 bucks a head and he will be at the http://www.aladdin-theater.com/ must commmmeeee
milena:
Thank you. Don't worry about repairing my world, you didn't hurt anything. I hear about wanting to get the word out. Have a good day.
I hear about wanting to get the word out. Have a good day.That is a picture of Stephen Lynch you all should bow down to his comedy greatness, that's alll i ask
i have some good advice, if you every wake up with on kidney and all your clothes gone and some blood loss, here is the deal, don't hitch hike it's bad m'kay
ohhhhh i just wanted to say i just feeel loved and pot is...
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i have some good advice, if you every wake up with on kidney and all your clothes gone and some blood loss, here is the deal, don't hitch hike it's bad m'kay
ohhhhh i just wanted to say i just feeel loved and pot is...
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frank_castle:
too see a picture of me go to http://profiles.yahoo.com/eric_etebari_rocks
Here is song that touches me in a way i have never been touched before
Stephen Lynch - Gerbil
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it, I can too. I get undressed and I start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube. Wondering just how he'll feel will he like it better than...
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Stephen Lynch - Gerbil
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it, I can too. I get undressed and I start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube. Wondering just how he'll feel will he like it better than...
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kimmi:
Hey. I was thinking that when you get to Salem you buy a roundtrip ticket going to Eugene then back to Salem. leave at the soonest bus that heads towards Eugene. On your ticket ask for the one leaving Eugene to go back to Salem at 5:00. Then buy my ticket when you get to Eugene that leaves at 5:00 too. It will cost $17.75 for yours and $9.75 for mine. But call me when you get to Eugene.
requiem:
...water under the bridge.
Anyway, I've seen the Summoner video and actually would have preferred to link to that but I couldn't find it on line anywhere. All I could find was the audio file. That skit is probably the best of the stuff they have on their website.
I gotta go try to find that song you mentioned...
Anyway, I've seen the Summoner video and actually would have preferred to link to that but I couldn't find it on line anywhere. All I could find was the audio file. That skit is probably the best of the stuff they have on their website.
I gotta go try to find that song you mentioned...