franceypanties

I'm bored at work ... AGAIN ... what else is freaking new?? So I visited my favorite web site: insultmonger.com

Here's my all-time favorite insults from their section called "Shut tha Fuck up!" Or "Impolite Ways to Request Silence" ... fucking brilliant!

1. "Shut up, before I send you flying into the wall like a gay crash test dummy."

2. "Thanks, I always wondered what chicken-shit, horse-shit and bullshit would smell like if it was all mixed together in one rambling sentence. Now I know."

3. "Would the dyslexic, botched lobotomy patients in the room with the crisscrossed shoelace scars on their foreheads kindly improve the quality of their conversation or drool in silence."

4. "Shut up before I smash your pumpkin head with a sledgehammer of verbal abuse until you lose all grasp of language and are left with the words 'Please' 'Kill' and 'Me' as your only use of it."

5. "Your total worth amounts to less than a fart from a flea's ass. Do the world a favor: go skydiving without a parachute, you sufferer of cerebral kaput syndrome."

and for the big finale ......

"You have less value than 3 grams of bottled syphilitic whore spit. Do your keepers a huge favor: smear your ass with monkey pheromones and go flirt with some horny apes, you under-medicated utterly clueless quarterwit."