franceypanties

Last night I had a very freaky dream .. I was bringing about Armageddon. I stood and watched the buildings crumble before me, and as the immense clouds of dust rose, I felt a lightness in my heart. Then as I fumbled my way through a darkened corridor, I ran into a huge demon that told me it was time to take my rightful place as Queen of the Darkness. I woke up with a smile ....

I was supposed to go and meet up with a new Sifu to teach me a few more advanced forms of Bagua and Hsing Yi ... but he sounded really old and really drunk and not even a bit Asian, so I declined. He wouldn't even tell me who he studied under. What can I say ... I like my Kung Fu masters just like Pei Mai in Kill Bill, though I'd prefer if they didn't try to snatch my eyes out.

Ooooh one more thing to add ... I finished the calligraphy on one of my next tattoos. It is the kanji for Ninja, which is really two characters in Japanese that stand for "Shinobu no mono". Shinobu means the art of stealth and subterfuge and no mono means person (technically man but pfft! to that). Translation is Shinobi aka Ninja ... one who sneaks in, one who is schooled in the art of espionage and stealth. Apparently Kunoichi is the female form of a ninja, but it is not so easy to find the kanji for that. Wanna guess where it's going ... right above my soon-to-be waxed clean bush. In between a tiger and a buddha .... fucking perfection. Gotta love tattoos .....