I wrote this one today:

I have said it before and I will say it again,
being poor gives you character.
I have never met a rich and funny mother fucker.
Suffering makes you funny.
I actually also have never met a funny person that wasn't smart.
You have to be smart to be funny.
Well back to the "it gives you character" thing,
I mean working class heros rule.
Not these guys who claim to be "working class"
but real workin' people
I wish that I was working class, but you gotta' have a job first.
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The poem really isn't meant to be offensive, just funny. I mean if I can laugh at not having a real job so can you guys, right?
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Captain Morgan's, it's like a party in my mouth. No wait, it is a party in my mouth. Does captain Morgan scare anyone else or is it just me?
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Oh Shit, you knew that this was coming:

1.) Do I offend anyone?

A. Yes, your a f'in' bitch whore stupid moronic naive fuck face.
B. No, what are you even talking about?
C. A little, also you are scaring us.

2.) The clash, Bill Withers, Billie Holiday?

1. What?
2. Are these songs that you just downloaded from itunes?
3. Fuck face says "What?"

3. New profile pic?

1. Better than t&a
2. Show some t&a
3. What is t&a