franandzooey

To my babe: I dig 'ya. Keep it real on Turkey day. Don't sleep through the day. Don't feed the dog turkey. More advice? nah. just stay safe.


Cranberry juice and vodka. What's that a:

A. Greyhound
B. Dachsund
C. No where near either of those.

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Miami new orleans, london belfast and berlin.
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"No bad dream FUCKERS gonna' boss me around." -Elliott Smith
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Happy Tofurky Day!
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Well I guess I look more sting from the "don't stand so close to me video" instead of sexy school girl. Maybe I will lose the tie. hehe.

Scratch that shit! Now I look all angus from ACDC or whatever the fuck that schoolboy dude is named. He is god too. I am but a mere mortal. No, I look like a cross between the two because I have my pendelton pie hat on. I look cool mo' fo', like I will look cool later tonight when I tell the 'rents "Fuck You!" and take off to the bowling alley bar tonight and have a drink in the cave like atmostphere with the peeps. I think that they even have a popcorn machine. I am so there. I can't believe that I didn't think of the Mtb bowling alley sooner. It is walking distance from my house. Fuck yeah, good times!

My friend just told me this great F' ing story about that place (the bowling alley bar). I am getting chills thinking about it! He got introduced to this girl from her family and they bought him drinks and they sang karaoke and everything together. Anyway he goes to the head and the girl's uncle is in there and he starts to give him this trip about if he would donate his liver (or some shit like that-bone marrow?) to someone in the family. Wtf?!? Hell no! I would have gone off! In the loo no less! What the?!? He said that he was drunk and doesn't remember what happened next. Someone told him that he stood shriveled up in the corner like a turtle and he looked all scared. good times right? no bad trippin' here. Roque told me that story by the way. I told him that he needs to write that shit down. So creepy like the story "the lottery". 'ya gonna' get stoned to death sucka'.