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Tuesday Nov 11, 2003

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LONGEST JOURNAL ENTRY RUNNER UP:

Old composition book journal entry on 06/27/00:

Life is a bowl of cereal, a rotted bug ridden, crust eyed milk curd bowl of shit bowl stained cereal and I'm floating in the middle with a roach ridden eaten crap cherrio for a float.

Everyone seems to like this part from my last journal entry (entered just a mere 4 hours ago) so I will keep it up for a bit longer.

I was thinking today about when I worked at BofA (the bank from hell). I was the world's worst employee. Some of the hightlights:
We had a black out one time because someone down the street ran into a telephone pole and I hid in the vault and jumped out at my friend Griselda and she screamed while my boss was on the phone with the district manager. He was pissed! (both of them)

My other boss Susan had a lot of fun with me. hehe. She use to take me to what I would call the fire/hire room (either you were taken in there when you got hired or taken in there to get fired), and she would say "what is wrong with you? the customers are complaining about you." and I would reply with things like:

I hate them.
I have over stayed my welcome here.
I just want to go home now go to sleep and never wake up.
I'm gonna' quit right now!
The stones suck and so do C.C.R. (her husband played drums and liked those bands and so do I but it would still get her goat)

Sometimes I would just literally lie on the floor in my skirt suit and new nylons and say "Ugh. I hate this place!" And susan would say, "get up, if my manager sees you, you are so fired!"

I acted this way mostly because I was (immature) sick and depressed and hated myself but I would never admit it. Eventually we got a new head boss. That lazy fat ass Mike got fired (he would have the temps plug in his computer for him because he couldn't fit under the desk!) and the nephew of L.A. 's main corprate scum bucket boss or whatever came to be our new boss. He would leave for hours and no one knew where he was. He said he was at the other BofA branch down the street but when we called, he wasn't there either. Anyway he took me to the fire hire room with Susan and I just said a bunch of stupid crap and later that week I quit. I worked there almost 2 years. I love my boss Susan though, mostly because everyone feared her but I thought she was so cool. Under that tough exterior she was a sweetheart like me, only unhappy at her crap ass job. BofA eat shit and die! Note: No names have been changed here to protect the innocent.

Bank from hell runners up: Banco Popular. They remind me of those old gas stations that haven't updated to taking credit cards at the pump. Everything is done too old school there. If you don't mind waiting 2-3 days to transfer money from your savings to checking then that is the bank for you! biggrin

I totally suck today. I feel like a have a cold today, only there is no sneezing, runny nose or sexy voice change. tongue

P.S. To my cutie, whom I have waited all night and day to hear from: You are always special!!!
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
pocketrocket:
best coleslaw= pecos bills on ......uh right near the equestrian center. i think its sanfernando. been there since 1943! best depression style meat sandwhiches ever!!!!!makes phillipees look like dog doo.
sorry my granny no longer here, she took here delicious food too. frown
Nov 11, 2003
pocketrocket:
nah,mario is this lethargic 20 year old guy. looks just like shrek. hes my bud though. i yell at him out of "bro luv" tee-hee. pantry's the best place to go at 3:00am after a night of drinkin at the pub.
and being a pescaterian is the best. you get all the protein and omegas from the fish and all the carbs and vitamins from everyhting else!
Nov 11, 2003

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