fragglerocker

I guess today was "I'm a dumbass so im going to yell at the porn store manager today" day. First a woman stole some lingerie and wanted to exchange it cuz she stole the wrong size. She went to another store first to exchange it and beeped walking in the door. The manager at the store called me I had no record of it being sold. So I hear this bitch swalking in the background saying she is coming up to my store. Yippe. She comes in and first says somone bought it for her then as she keeps talking says she bought it blah blah blah. The she says she should be allowed to exchange it cuz she was over charged. She said she was charged $54 when the tag says $43. I was like lady thats your fault cuz I dont know anyone that would pay more than the ticketed price you get no pitty there. The is yelling at me for a good 20 mins saying what im doing is illegal and she should have gotten a reciept. Well being a porn store we dont give refunds or exchanges so we dont give reciepts. If you ask for one we will give you one. The I was like reciept or not that lingerie has underwear with it and im not taking it back. She was like I didnt wear it. I was like what to say you didnt wipe your ass with it then say i didnt wear it. No there is no place that will let you return inthing in the "underwear" family. Ok so this lady sucks pisses me of but gets me laughing at the same time. Couple hours later this mousey looking dude comes up with an anal toy kit and before I even rang him up he said if my wife doesnt like this can i return it. I told him no. He bought it anyway. 30 mins later a very pissed off wife come stomping in my store. I was like I told him before he bought it he couldnt return it its his fault. She said he was calling her credit card company and telling them not to pay and blah blah. I was like you do what u have to do im not taking them back your stuck with butt toys have a nice day. Geezeus people do not try to return sex toys Ever! On a better note im hanging out with coconut sunday. Im excited. Man this is a long post. Sorry I hope it was entertaining enuf to make it to the end. Everyone have a safe /fun/drunken 3 day weekend.