so...
my car's a boy...
my cd player's a girl...
my laptops's definatelly a boy...
my scanner's kindof a girl but becomes a boy when she misbehaves...
my printer's a girl but that's because she got a sex change when she was 3...
my TV kinda shifts between the two and just becomes an it when it's making this ungodly squeaking sound...
my vibrator *should* be a boy but i think he's really a lesbian in disguise because she's so picky about positions and she refuses to get turned on on a monthly basis...
i can't figure out what gender my microwave is; whichever one has a rice-burning fetish and hates my TV, that's it...
hmm...
my car's a boy...
my cd player's a girl...
my laptops's definatelly a boy...
my scanner's kindof a girl but becomes a boy when she misbehaves...
my printer's a girl but that's because she got a sex change when she was 3...
my TV kinda shifts between the two and just becomes an it when it's making this ungodly squeaking sound...
my vibrator *should* be a boy but i think he's really a lesbian in disguise because she's so picky about positions and she refuses to get turned on on a monthly basis...
i can't figure out what gender my microwave is; whichever one has a rice-burning fetish and hates my TV, that's it...
hmm...
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whip:
Playing big sister is all good. I just talked to PoopyDave, he's trying to nail something down for sure, location TBD. If it's in your neck of the woods I'll let you know, or give me a call if you get inspired / a ride.
trilobyte:
what, no androgynous possessions? any particular reason you're sorting out who's got what? and how do you decide? I'm suddenly looking at all my things nervously... ack!