earlier this morning i put clothes on a statue of a dying goat. in the rain. and all in the name of tradition.
you see, the name of the goat is Bound Goat Thursday... or Strung Up Goat Thursday or Suffocating Goat Thursday or Really Getting Its Ass Kicked Goat Thursday or something like that... you get the picture.. Anyways, so legend has it that every Thursday is this goat's birthday. And no one wants to be naked on their birthday... (That's what the legend says, at least...)
so, at about 2:30 i went and put camo pants and a bright yellow bank of america t shirt on the naked goat. i feel wierdly proud now
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No, wait. That's the first one I've ever heard. Er, nevermind. I feel proudly wierd, now.
huzzah and all kudos to naked goats everywhere! with or without their birthday camo!!