Dear Santa,
I think it's strange that everyone seems to condole a fat man breaking into their homes once a year, and aside from that seems to be ok with him 'watching' all the time. But hey, as long as you're not standing over me in my sleep and touching my bathing suit area, I guess it's ok. So, in the event that you DO stop by my little house, and do that thing that you do where you leave people stuff, gimme the following items, or I will be forced to mutilate you with tweasers, a Q Tip, and that plastic spoon I found on the street.
-This, this, and a whole bunch of shit on the Lip Service site would just look SMASHING on me.
-a cool phone, sleek and silver, gadgets galore
-thisstuff looks pretty neat.
-medical equipment to scare off those hopeful suitors.
-sci-fi for the lady of the house, she loves her vamps and scamps
-someone to call my very own
-test subjects. It will hurt more if you resist, besides, nobody's listening anyway.
-peace on earth and good will I suppose. Or maybe just a robot.
-the deed to France
So, Mr Santy Claus, I'll be sure to leave a bottle or so out, help keep that blood warm on your December night. We can exchange some tales on my porch perhaps, but you seem more the quiet type, so maybe I'll just sit and smile.
-f.
I think it's strange that everyone seems to condole a fat man breaking into their homes once a year, and aside from that seems to be ok with him 'watching' all the time. But hey, as long as you're not standing over me in my sleep and touching my bathing suit area, I guess it's ok. So, in the event that you DO stop by my little house, and do that thing that you do where you leave people stuff, gimme the following items, or I will be forced to mutilate you with tweasers, a Q Tip, and that plastic spoon I found on the street.
-This, this, and a whole bunch of shit on the Lip Service site would just look SMASHING on me.
-a cool phone, sleek and silver, gadgets galore
-thisstuff looks pretty neat.
-medical equipment to scare off those hopeful suitors.
-sci-fi for the lady of the house, she loves her vamps and scamps
-someone to call my very own
-test subjects. It will hurt more if you resist, besides, nobody's listening anyway.
-peace on earth and good will I suppose. Or maybe just a robot.
-the deed to France
So, Mr Santy Claus, I'll be sure to leave a bottle or so out, help keep that blood warm on your December night. We can exchange some tales on my porch perhaps, but you seem more the quiet type, so maybe I'll just sit and smile.
-f.
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Hope your Christmas was.. at least as good as mine. Won't be hard since mine was pretty crappy to be honest. Though don't let the people I know in town know that.. they love to preserve the yuletide expectation of universal fun and delight no matter how lame the christmas spirit on offer actually is.
I guess I had a kinda good time though. But this country is TOO FUCKING COLD. Arrrrgh.
-BD
PS. I am, really, FREEZING right now. Sucks. Wish I knew how to work the heating.
That's quite the journal entry, quite entertaining in fact. Just ran across your lil page (I haven't been to SG in ages). You're simply stunning - keep up the great sets, doll!
~~J.