Dear Santa,
Fractal has been on pretty ok behavior this year. She hasn't killed anyone (that can be proven), she hasn't set fire to anything (intentionally), and has only eaten babies in the name of Satan (not in the name of Billy Graham, so it doesn't count), and has drugged all sodomy victims before hand so they didn't feel a thing.
Since she has been such a good girl, please bring her the following items:
-a neat-o camera cell phone
-new makeup brushes
-buffy seasons 4 & 5 dvds
-that neato Diesel purse I saw on YRB.com
-Kitchen Orange Tiffany sweater, size S, in chocolate
-photos of people doing squid impersonations sent to fractal_suicide@yahoo.com preferably, with rubber gloves on their heads, but open to creative innovation
-and all the stuff on my amazon wish list
If these items are not in my living room on Thursday morning, Fractal will have to resort back to her previous behavior, setting fetuses on fire for that tasty fetus on a stick treat, sodomizing WITHOUT drugs, and kicking small children in the nuts.
Thank you,
Management
Fractal has been on pretty ok behavior this year. She hasn't killed anyone (that can be proven), she hasn't set fire to anything (intentionally), and has only eaten babies in the name of Satan (not in the name of Billy Graham, so it doesn't count), and has drugged all sodomy victims before hand so they didn't feel a thing.
Since she has been such a good girl, please bring her the following items:
-a neat-o camera cell phone
-new makeup brushes
-buffy seasons 4 & 5 dvds
-that neato Diesel purse I saw on YRB.com
-Kitchen Orange Tiffany sweater, size S, in chocolate
-photos of people doing squid impersonations sent to fractal_suicide@yahoo.com preferably, with rubber gloves on their heads, but open to creative innovation
-and all the stuff on my amazon wish list
If these items are not in my living room on Thursday morning, Fractal will have to resort back to her previous behavior, setting fetuses on fire for that tasty fetus on a stick treat, sodomizing WITHOUT drugs, and kicking small children in the nuts.
Thank you,
Management
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synnove:
i'm going to hit you again with my bewbs.
sandman226:
You know, you go and give me some great info for the Buffy seasons and somebody gets me the first season as a gift. That's ok. You can never have enough Buffy. So how did you make out? I kinda hope not too well. Want to see you make all kinds of havoc and chaos this next year. Maybe even spread a little mayhem.