When's day?
When's night?

I must be Wensday - my underwear tell me so.

I've never much like Wendesdays very much. When I was a child I had my religious class on Wednesday afternoons, and I hated those. I managed to get kicked out of one school for being "too controversial" and questioning God.

Now Wednesdays are just the hump of the week. Still more to go, still some behind you.

But really, who the fuck cares?