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May God have mercy on us all!

I looked on Google for a 'well done' image, and this is all I could come up with, but a bit of Microsoft paint sorted it



Well done mate!

Hah, you wouldn't believe the HOURS of blood sweat and tears that went into making that

Good luck? Luck is for the weak. You have skills. You will pass. You will be fine. You will rule over the roads of this fair isle with a will of steel and a rod of iron. And some other metal objects.

we're talking about a festival meet in the SG Scotland group.. you should drop in and mention your show, we could all get together. we might even be able to get some SGUKers up?

oooooh, tomorrow's the big day, isn't it? good luck

Gald to hear there's ben some improvement!!

I have rousing music stuck firmly in my head

"I was once a weak man!" "But once a week is enough for any man, doctor!"

Glad to hear you're feeling better, and be careful one those dvds, those bad boys can be lethal

Oh, and good luck in Edinburgh!

2 hours!!?!?! NO WAY! Surely you jest?

I had some back problems a couple years ago. The doctor said heat was good, and the only way I could sleep was by sleeping atop an electric heat pad. I told the doc my trick a week later and she had a fit, saying no more than 1/2 hour at a time. I delayed my recovery, apparently. So keep that in mind.

God, and to think that just 3 weeks ago you were a healthy young buck frolicking in the park drinking vodka and apple juice.

House hunting is proving more difficult than I expected...
something will come along though, or it's the hedge for me

Not quite, I live a life packed with SGUK, although granted there is very little difference.

The place had it's moments, I've just never been attacked for having a black bob anywhere else...

It would be the simplest answer. And I am a simple person. So either it's going to be logical and be simple like me, or it's going to go the other way and be complicated to counterbalance my simplicity.

I like the idea of chocolate bazookas.

I'm sometimes a worrier. I also worry about worrying too much. But then sometimes I'm sensible and don't worry about the things that I have no control over.

Come to America. The roads are always wide and empty, gas is cheap, and there is no congestion charge or any nonsense like that. It is, truely, the land of plenty.

My advice (as someone who, legally, is not even allowed to drive) is to get those first near-death experience(s) out the way quick. After that, you'll soon get used to Nova drivers attempting to shorten your natural.

Glad you're ok

"Crivens! He updated his journal!"

Cripes! You used the word 'crivens' in a sentence!

Fantastic.

Friends lists? Oddly, mine is made of people I would consider to be 'friends'. Oh, okay, maybe a couple of them are more 'acquaintances'.

I tend to ignore my friends list completely - I am a bad bad SG friend! I am also terrible at updating my journal! But I do check out the nakedness almost every day... so that's a start - right?!?!

As to whether the London trip was worth it... hell yeah! Especially as they are thinking of doing an event in LA later this year to celebrate the opening of the new Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash... I probably would have gone to that but now I've had my bi-annual Smith-fix (2000, 2002 & 2004!) I can hopefully use some restraint and save my money!

Just out of curiosity what do you do in your one man show? Are you a stand-up comedian or is it something a bit more avant-garde?