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THE 'ON OASIS-WONDERWALL' ENTRY

Inspired by, and included in this thread.

You may be able to belt it out at top volume but seriously:

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you

(it?)

By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do

(not really, what are you talking about?)

I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

(sweet but seriously, what the hell are you on about?)

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out

(Backbeat? You only put that word in to rhyme with street and make it scan.)

I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt

(Buddy doubt is all I've got now, and to be fair I still have no idea what this is about)

I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

(there? where in blue fuck is there? Where are we going? And what does it have to do with fire in my heart and I'm still waiting for someone to throw 'it' back at me)

There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

(That has become painfully obvious)

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?

(maybe, sure.)

And after all
You're my wonderwall

(WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? Is that a compliment? An insult? What the fuck is a wonderwall?)

*Repeat some of the more nonsensical parts*

Let's face it people I singalongaoasis with everyone else when this comes on but it is complete fekkin pish.