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Moving into position as a middle-aged unemployed waster (it's only a matter of time) I spent last night supping Lebowski-esque White Russians in a cute little Vegan Cocktail Bar I know (Soya Cream baby!). Then I played Burnout 3 vs. my sister until the early hours and wished my victory over a 17 year old girl had been more decisive so I had more to show for my 30 summers - 7-10 big bro wins just isn't good enough!

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy bifday it added many smiles to my day! So back to the real world, back to looking for a life direction, back to peddling my CV like a cheap whore... *reaches for kahlua, vodka and soya cream*

Maybe I should see what condition my condition is in...

Peace out y'all and to all you bastards with their birthday today (and there are truckloads, the birthday bloon is getting quite seriously overworked today) ONE DAY LATE SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The 5th rules and don't ye forget it arrr

EDIT: Dear Lord, thinking back it may even have been 8-10... shitebags.