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Tuesday Jul 20, 2004

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I like to be the kind of guy who gets things done. Even when those things shouldn't really have to have been done in the first place. Things like... erm, finding my passport.

It all came flooding back to me roughly 15 minutes ago as I was standing in my lounge. Of course I had to use my passport to prove my identity at the exclusive 'Evening with Kevin Smith' back in June. Wanting to keep my passport safe I slipped it into the knee pocket of the combats I was wearing that evening and promptly forgot all about it. So when I looked in the pocket of the trews (which I've not worn since for some bizarre reason) there it was smiling cheekily at me.

Call off the dogs. Western society is safe and I shall go to the ball. The ball being my show in Edinburgh in about a month. That is if I can get the money together...

ooo aaa
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sonicmoo:
Good for you man, I'll get my kakhis right now and check the pockets. But I wouldnt bet I'd find that fekin' yellow fever jab certif. And I need it for monday now. hell blackeyed
Jul 20, 2004
sonicmoo:
GOT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in a place I looked about 7 times... perseverance.... ARRR!!!
Jul 22, 2004

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