Those of you following my adventures in the Today Sucked group will know that I am currently unable to walk more than a few yards (about the length of my flat) due to having completely fucked my back up putting a DVD of Ulysses 31 into my DVD player.
Add to this thet my work are ringing me up and basically accusing me of skiving. This is the week that my project is supposed to go live, I know it sucks balls but I can't even get into the bath so getting into work isn't really an option. I actually experimented with the bath earlier. The lady at NHS Direct told me that heat might help loosen the muscles which would be fine except there is no real way for me to get into the bath in the first place. This morning I did manage to stand before the bathroom mirror long enough to shave so I no longer look like an arctic explorer.
I am sooooooo booooooooooooored! It's got to the stage where I want to go into work to have something to do. Plus I have been made all nervous about my project now. I just tried to trip the security on it and the domain didn't even resolve so how the fuck they're testing it in work without me I don't know.
I keep wanting to run about and be dynamic and I tried it but when having a shave and picking a novel off your bed are major projects there is really no way you can go swanning about the outside world.
I hate being a cripple.
Old people don't seem so funny any more.
I want a zimmer frame.
Add to this thet my work are ringing me up and basically accusing me of skiving. This is the week that my project is supposed to go live, I know it sucks balls but I can't even get into the bath so getting into work isn't really an option. I actually experimented with the bath earlier. The lady at NHS Direct told me that heat might help loosen the muscles which would be fine except there is no real way for me to get into the bath in the first place. This morning I did manage to stand before the bathroom mirror long enough to shave so I no longer look like an arctic explorer.
I am sooooooo booooooooooooored! It's got to the stage where I want to go into work to have something to do. Plus I have been made all nervous about my project now. I just tried to trip the security on it and the domain didn't even resolve so how the fuck they're testing it in work without me I don't know.
I keep wanting to run about and be dynamic and I tried it but when having a shave and picking a novel off your bed are major projects there is really no way you can go swanning about the outside world.
I hate being a cripple.
Old people don't seem so funny any more.
I want a zimmer frame.
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God, and to think that just 3 weeks ago you were a healthy young buck frolicking in the park drinking vodka and apple juice.
something will come along though, or it's the hedge for me