Well, what a surprise.
Followers of my dilemma on the message boards may be aware that I have been upon the horns of the famous Birthday Girl dilemma. The short version it is the day of the birth of the girl I want to get together with and I wanted to show her that I am aware in some thoughtful loving way that says: Let's Stay Together in an Al Green stylee.
Then after much umming and ahhing I decided ona card and a VERY SMALL cuddly mokey. To remind her of the Monkey Boy who bought it for her. This task complete I put my feet up. Rested. Had a think and then...
Decided that she wouldn't really make my life any better even if I was with her and really I should be less trying to get with her and more thinking about moving my whole life in a more appropriate direction. So I got in conversation with a close friend who also wants to get her life in order and we decided that moving to London and renting a flat a la Tim and Daisy would be a definite step int eh right direction for both of us. Now it won't be for ages but it feels like a more sensible move than staying put and mooning over some silly bint who I would have been going out with for months except she's an emotional retard.
So I shall keep the monkey as a talismanic reminder not to be such a fucktard or indeed such an assclown. I shall start thinking about flats in London. And my life will actually go somewhere.
Rar. Power.
Followers of my dilemma on the message boards may be aware that I have been upon the horns of the famous Birthday Girl dilemma. The short version it is the day of the birth of the girl I want to get together with and I wanted to show her that I am aware in some thoughtful loving way that says: Let's Stay Together in an Al Green stylee.
Then after much umming and ahhing I decided ona card and a VERY SMALL cuddly mokey. To remind her of the Monkey Boy who bought it for her. This task complete I put my feet up. Rested. Had a think and then...
Decided that she wouldn't really make my life any better even if I was with her and really I should be less trying to get with her and more thinking about moving my whole life in a more appropriate direction. So I got in conversation with a close friend who also wants to get her life in order and we decided that moving to London and renting a flat a la Tim and Daisy would be a definite step int eh right direction for both of us. Now it won't be for ages but it feels like a more sensible move than staying put and mooning over some silly bint who I would have been going out with for months except she's an emotional retard.
So I shall keep the monkey as a talismanic reminder not to be such a fucktard or indeed such an assclown. I shall start thinking about flats in London. And my life will actually go somewhere.
Rar. Power.

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creamygoodness:
Not quite, I live a life packed with SGUK, although granted there is very little difference.
robsilver:
The place had it's moments, I've just never been attacked for having a black bob anywhere else...