Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
What the fuck happened? One minute I was in my car driving down this long road and then... and then the radio cut out and there were lights... then...
OH MY GOD THE BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT THE HIDEOUS SEARING PAIN OF MY BLEEDING RING AS THEY THRUST THE ANAL PROBE FURTHER FURTHER INTO MY UNWILLING COLON!
And then I was here. Please SG Community, hug me, love me, help me forget those cold, black almond shaped eyes...
Okay, so I just took a break and now I'm back with a new site and I just missed you all sooooooo much but I like the freaky alien abduction version better... don't you....
What the fuck happened? One minute I was in my car driving down this long road and then... and then the radio cut out and there were lights... then...
OH MY GOD THE BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT THE HIDEOUS SEARING PAIN OF MY BLEEDING RING AS THEY THRUST THE ANAL PROBE FURTHER FURTHER INTO MY UNWILLING COLON!
And then I was here. Please SG Community, hug me, love me, help me forget those cold, black almond shaped eyes...
Okay, so I just took a break and now I'm back with a new site and I just missed you all sooooooo much but I like the freaky alien abduction version better... don't you....
Good to see you back, Sir. Hope all (or at least some) things are going well.
Anyways, nice to hear from you dude. How's the writing going? Been busy in that area myself recently just hoping I've got time this month to finish a short story and crank out a sitcom script for two different BBC competitions that are happening...