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Things that shouldn't make women think I'm gay

Well, since my last post much interesting conversation has been generated and almost none of it disagrees with what I had to say. This is unsurprising because to disagree with what I had to say you'd have to be a fucking idiot. So the debate is settled women are shit in bed. Hoorah.

To redress the balance and draw attention to one of the reasons why women are so pitifully inadequate in the bedroom let's look at a few things that have been brought to attention about how awesome I am. Conversations with women have taught me some stuff about why most of my friends are women. Roughly 3 out of 10 women initially believe I am gay. Which by extension means 7 out of 10 women either don't care or have effective gaydar.

The existence of gaydar is undisputed. Gay people can find their own, the only times they get confused is when their gaydar gives them a positive reading but they've actually spotted a member of genus homophobius repressibus, better known as the delusional and self loathing bigot. The women who mistake me for one who loves the cock and disdains the beaver are paying attention to things that gay men as men are perfectly aware of that men who either aren't gay or are just denying their true natures are all too often unaware of. In addition some of these things are not a sexual preference thing and these people's faulty gaydar often blinds them to the fact that the person of the opposite sex they are lusting after is as queer as gay mardi gras.

So to clear up any confusion I've put together a small guide to things that shouldn't make people think I'm gay... even though ina minority of cases they do.
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suggs:
i always get the whole people thinkin i'm gay, then i just hit them with the evidence, and then they relaise i'm a hot lipped lover all about the beaver!

besides usually they're the ones living in denial, i am so comfortable with my sexuality, damn i love breasts.

dang! i cant stop thinking of them, they're so nipple-rific!

laters...
Aug 7, 2003
wated:
That's why they never used to allow homosexuals into the armed forces....they showed up on the enemy's gaydar. *comedy drum roll and cymbal clash*
Aug 8, 2003

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