Those of you following my adventures in the Today Sucked group will know that I am currently unable to walk more than a few yards (about the length of my flat) due to having completely fucked my back up putting a DVD of Ulysses 31 into my DVD player.
Add to this thet my work are ringing me up and basically accusing me of skiving....
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Well, what a surprise.
Followers of my dilemma on the message boards may be aware that I have been upon the horns of the famous Birthday Girl dilemma. The short version it is the day of the birth of the girl I want to get together with and I wanted to show her that I am aware in some thoughtful loving way that says: Let's...
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Followers of my dilemma on the message boards may be aware that I have been upon the horns of the famous Birthday Girl dilemma. The short version it is the day of the birth of the girl I want to get together with and I wanted to show her that I am aware in some thoughtful loving way that says: Let's...
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creamygoodness:
Not quite, I live a life packed with SGUK, although granted there is very little difference.
robsilver:
The place had it's moments, I've just never been attacked for having a black bob anywhere else...
Today's words from my fridge:
Moose filth got head like chocolate bazookas.
Lucky moose filth.
Yes, folks, four cheesy grins represents a loss of 4lbs. There is 4lbs less fpkk than there was this time last week (as the underground train rumbled toward King's Cross). Why?
Well you can blame CreamyGoodness who's camera of truth showed me just how tubby I had become working behind...
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Moose filth got head like chocolate bazookas.
Lucky moose filth.




Yes, folks, four cheesy grins represents a loss of 4lbs. There is 4lbs less fpkk than there was this time last week (as the underground train rumbled toward King's Cross). Why?
Well you can blame CreamyGoodness who's camera of truth showed me just how tubby I had become working behind...
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marianabanana:
It would be the simplest answer. And I am a simple person. So either it's going to be logical and be simple like me, or it's going to go the other way and be complicated to counterbalance my simplicity.
I like the idea of chocolate bazookas.

I like the idea of chocolate bazookas.
marianabanana:
I'm sometimes a worrier. I also worry about worrying too much. But then sometimes I'm sensible and don't worry about the things that I have no control over.

Today's words from my fridge:
He got brown love mostly.
I got to go for a drive today!
And we nearly died!
My mate and I went to Sainsbury's Savacentre off the M4 him so he could buy 70 worth of groceries
me so I could drive my luuuvely Polo.
So there's a round about where everyone drives like a motherfucker because it's right next...
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He got brown love mostly.

I got to go for a drive today!
And we nearly died!
My mate and I went to Sainsbury's Savacentre off the M4 him so he could buy 70 worth of groceries

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zundapp1:
Come to America. The roads are always wide and empty, gas is cheap, and there is no congestion charge or any nonsense like that. It is, truely, the land of plenty.
johnnyforeigner:
My advice (as someone who, legally, is not even allowed to drive) is to get those first near-death experience(s) out the way quick. After that, you'll soon get used to Nova drivers attempting to shorten your natural.
Glad you're ok
Glad you're ok

Today's words from my fridge:
come helmet lives here
A WORD ABOUT FRIENDS
To look at my evolving friends list over the past few weeks one would think that I had suddenly become the most popular guy in the world. Unless you were a fellow SGer who understands that a friends list it there for... erm... well, what I plan to use it for... in...
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come helmet lives here
A WORD ABOUT FRIENDS
To look at my evolving friends list over the past few weeks one would think that I had suddenly become the most popular guy in the world. Unless you were a fellow SGer who understands that a friends list it there for... erm... well, what I plan to use it for... in...
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poprock:
"Crivens! He updated his journal!"
Cripes! You used the word 'crivens' in a sentence!
Fantastic.
Friends lists? Oddly, mine is made of people I would consider to be 'friends'. Oh, okay, maybe a couple of them are more 'acquaintances'.
Cripes! You used the word 'crivens' in a sentence!
Fantastic.
Friends lists? Oddly, mine is made of people I would consider to be 'friends'. Oh, okay, maybe a couple of them are more 'acquaintances'.
douglasfir:
I tend to ignore my friends list completely - I am a bad bad SG friend! I am also terrible at updating my journal! But I do check out the nakedness almost every day... so that's a start - right?!?!
As to whether the London trip was worth it... hell yeah! Especially as they are thinking of doing an event in LA later this year to celebrate the opening of the new Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash... I probably would have gone to that but now I've had my bi-annual Smith-fix (2000, 2002 & 2004!) I can hopefully use some restraint and save my money!
Just out of curiosity what do you do in your one man show? Are you a stand-up comedian or is it something a bit more avant-garde?

As to whether the London trip was worth it... hell yeah! Especially as they are thinking of doing an event in LA later this year to celebrate the opening of the new Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash... I probably would have gone to that but now I've had my bi-annual Smith-fix (2000, 2002 & 2004!) I can hopefully use some restraint and save my money!
Just out of curiosity what do you do in your one man show? Are you a stand-up comedian or is it something a bit more avant-garde?
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Today's Words from my Fridge:
"Will four player starfish eat your mum's plums?"
Please consider cancelling any plans you may have on the weekend of August 21st and going to see my show in a hotel in Scotland. More details on my site.
Yeah. Well. going of to see Kevin Smith tomorrow so it maybe the only day in god...
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Today's Words from my Fridge:
"Will four player starfish eat your mum's plums?"
Please consider cancelling any plans you may have on the weekend of August 21st and going to see my show in a hotel in Scotland. More details on my site.
Yeah. Well. going of to see Kevin Smith tomorrow so it maybe the only day in god...
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zundapp1:
Good luck with your deal.
I'll be checking in to see how that goes.
I'll be checking in to see how that goes.






zundapp1:
Wait, I just see that now... Oilympic Village!

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Today's Words From My Fridge:
"Call tiny diseases and suck vole joystick cheese"
Please support your not-so-local e-author by a) downloading and reading Sean Kennedy's 'The Scabbed Wings of Abaddon' from RantMedia Networks and then my critique of same available from my homepage. Thanks!
The advantages of picking up your new car on Wednesday instead of Tuesday:
When the entire network...
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Today's Words From My Fridge:
"Call tiny diseases and suck vole joystick cheese"

Please support your not-so-local e-author by a) downloading and reading Sean Kennedy's 'The Scabbed Wings of Abaddon' from RantMedia Networks and then my critique of same available from my homepage. Thanks!
The advantages of picking up your new car on Wednesday instead of Tuesday:
When the entire network...
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douglasfir:
Sorry I took so long to reply - I've had a pretty hectic week! I've taken a note of your mobile number but as I'm one of the few people in the whole world who doesn't own a mobile themselves I can't promise I'll get a chance to ring (as I'm going to have a pretty hectic day on Monday too)! If I don't get a chance to say hi I hope you have a great time - Kevin is really quite the showman and I can't wait to see him on homeground!
tinyblob:
i'll definitely come along to your show 

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Today's Words From My Fridge:
"Help! Filth? Then look into floppy pump head."
Please support your not-so-local e-author by a) downloading and reading Sean Kennedy's 'The Scabbed Wings of Abaddon' from RantMedia Networks and then my critique of same available from my homepage. Thanks!
I'm getting a new car tomorrow! New car! New car! New caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Thank you.
Today's Words From My Fridge:
"Help! Filth? Then look into floppy pump head."

Please support your not-so-local e-author by a) downloading and reading Sean Kennedy's 'The Scabbed Wings of Abaddon' from RantMedia Networks and then my critique of same available from my homepage. Thanks!
I'm getting a new car tomorrow! New car! New car! New caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Thank you.
ashcamble:
The answer to the gift horse in the mouth is. Why not?
Please support your not-so-local e-author by a) downloading and reading Sean Kennedy's 'The Scabbed Wings of Abaddon' from RantMedia Networks and then my critique of same available from my homepage. Thanks!
Just got back from the SGUK London meet and my chain of sucky nights out was laid to rest. Thank fuck for that. I feel adequately socialised now.
Thank you all!
Just got back from the SGUK London meet and my chain of sucky nights out was laid to rest. Thank fuck for that. I feel adequately socialised now.
Thank you all!

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creamygoodness:
Hey there matey, good to met you on the saturday, although we ddin't get much of achance to chat, what with there being so many people there.
I'm off to download that Sean Kennedy thing right now, have you heard his 'Tales From The Afternow'? They're fucking awesome.
I'm off to download that Sean Kennedy thing right now, have you heard his 'Tales From The Afternow'? They're fucking awesome.
hippomonki:
i don't really think i am underselling my self.... i mean i like my customer base as it is....
besides who really wants an over confident girl that is way to obvious about her skills?
besides who really wants an over confident girl that is way to obvious about her skills?
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My wonderrrrrful Friday night by fpkk:
I stayed in. I watched a DVD of CSI and one of Henry Rollins. I posted random commentage on the boards for a bit. I went to...
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My wonderrrrrful Friday night by fpkk:
I stayed in. I watched a DVD of CSI and one of Henry Rollins. I posted random commentage on the boards for a bit. I went to...
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tinyblob:
sur e
but do you plan on bringing other people? might get a bit boring otherwise, given that i dont drink 


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My shit Friday night, the latest in a continuing series of after hours misadventures starring the loveable buffoon fpkk:
17:00: Leave work and race home to get washed and dressed for the Young...
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My shit Friday night, the latest in a continuing series of after hours misadventures starring the loveable buffoon fpkk:
17:00: Leave work and race home to get washed and dressed for the Young...
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apydiagirls:
Well I'm not that far into it yet so no flying ability for me so far!Sounds fun though. 

suggs:
ayyyyy fella, you been gone a while too my man... and oh my god!!! whats happened top ya head!!!!!!


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My shit Saturday night:
6:15pm: Leave house for mates house. He's not like my best mate mate or even much more than a 'bloke I know who's not too big a wanker' mate...
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My shit Saturday night:
6:15pm: Leave house for mates house. He's not like my best mate mate or even much more than a 'bloke I know who's not too big a wanker' mate...
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poptard:
ohh that
no the first post is a simpsons refrance for some reson farqure said it
plow king is what barny calls his plow compony after homer calls his mr plow,
silly rellly
no the first post is a simpsons refrance for some reson farqure said it
plow king is what barny calls his plow compony after homer calls his mr plow,
silly rellly
hermes:
Ah well thanks for the offer but I think you seriously underestimate the amount of free cash and spare time I have. Or did I say that already? *shrugs*
Have to say I've never done the Edinburgh thing and would love to but even subsidised the logistics would probably prove too tough...
Hey I'd love to meet up too but unfortunately I'll be away the whole bank holiday weekend on an old mate's stag thing. There'll be plenty of meets coming up though I'm sure so I can guarantee we'll catch up before long.
And BTW the Purple Turtles rock, although I haven't been to one in a while. And yes finding people who appreciate decent rock/metal music is a lot tougher than it sounds...
Have to say I've never done the Edinburgh thing and would love to but even subsidised the logistics would probably prove too tough...

Hey I'd love to meet up too but unfortunately I'll be away the whole bank holiday weekend on an old mate's stag thing. There'll be plenty of meets coming up though I'm sure so I can guarantee we'll catch up before long.
And BTW the Purple Turtles rock, although I haven't been to one in a while. And yes finding people who appreciate decent rock/metal music is a lot tougher than it sounds...

God, and to think that just 3 weeks ago you were a healthy young buck frolicking in the park drinking vodka and apple juice.
something will come along though, or it's the hedge for me