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Tuesday Mar 08, 2005

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Well, didn't run into any huge clits while there but I was 2 feet from the Governator (could be a relative of Vulvatron)and I saw Wesley Snipes at this VIP party, he's way smaller than you might think, he's actually about 5'6", very thin guy. There were other professional athletes at dinner but I won't bore you all.

I met this amazing girl while there, we had a wild time on my last night, I stayed a day later than the rest of my company so we could spend some time together, well worth it !! Too bad she lives in Cali. Can't find ladies like that around here. I like girls I can scratch and bite without them saying, "Ouch." She would rather give it back and harder and I'd gladly accept. I can't stop thinking about that night. She's a real life SG, no more lusting over the website, I got a taste and it's right for me.

So it's back to the grind and my relatively boring sex life.
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vulvatron:
Oh man, if you only knew the trials and tribulations i have with my little dog. I can't even count the number of times that I've stepped in dog shit as i stumble to the bathroom in the morning.

His new deal is peeing on my sheets on my bed, including one of my pillows. I have changed my sheets 3 times this week already. He also chewed a hole in my bean bag chair and started chewing on the styrofoam pellets inside. He's lucky he's cute, otherwise he'd be dead.

I have a lovely headache so I'm gonna sit here and watch TV and be miserable. I slept most of the evening because satan moved into my cranium.

I don't know what you mean about my picture. Its innocent I tell ya.

Almost forgot... Burberry Brit is sex too.

[Edited on Mar 08, 2005 9:11PM]
Mar 8, 2005
vulvatron:
Dexter... He's 2/3 pomeranian and 1/3 chihuahua. He looks like a fluffy chihuahua, basically. Ankle biter. I think he's about 5 lbs now? 9 months old....can't wait to get him neutered.

I'm off to school and work..which will be rough because its 70 degrees outside today. Why is oregon so gorgeous in March? We shall never know.
Mar 9, 2005

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