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me: So I'm like 2/3 the way through my book for book club
And it's very well-written
Buuuut
So far it isn't really going anywhere
It's such a short book
I'm like, Go go go! You only have like 50 more pages to get to the buttsex!

Lauren: there may be no buttsex, honey

me: But...
But...
<sniff>
I don't understand
What do you mean, no buttsex?
You mean very little buttsex, right??

Lauren: nope. non

me: Limited buttsex?

Lauren: pas de sexe de butte

me: omg

Meghan: a buttsex book?

Lauren: sorta. some gay book.

me: It's a very famous book, I'll have you know!
A classic!

Meghan: oh?
"Buttsex for Lesbians: A Beginner's Guide"

me: It's boy-buttsex

Meghan: hot.

me: Yeah, except I'm like 2/3 through and they haven't gotten to the buttsex yet!

Meghan: what??
uggh
skip ahead!!
what is this book?

me: Death in Venice

Meghan: hmm
never heard of it

me: Well, it's a classic in the buttsex community
I'll have you know

Meghan: as long as they don't mind waiting until the end of the book