me: So I'm like 2/3 the way through my book for book club
And it's very well-written
Buuuut
So far it isn't really going anywhere
It's such a short book
I'm like, Go go go! You only have like 50 more pages to get to the buttsex!
Lauren: there may be no buttsex, honey
me: But...
But...
<sniff>
I don't understand
What do you mean, no buttsex?
You mean very little buttsex, right??
Lauren: nope. non
me: Limited buttsex?
Lauren: pas de sexe de butte
me: omg
Meghan: a buttsex book?
Lauren: sorta. some gay book.
me: It's a very famous book, I'll have you know!
A classic!
Meghan: oh?
"Buttsex for Lesbians: A Beginner's Guide"
me: It's boy-buttsex
Meghan: hot.
me: Yeah, except I'm like 2/3 through and they haven't gotten to the buttsex yet!
Meghan: what??
uggh
skip ahead!!
what is this book?
me: Death in Venice
Meghan: hmm
never heard of it
me: Well, it's a classic in the buttsex community
I'll have you know
Meghan: as long as they don't mind waiting until the end of the book
And it's very well-written
Buuuut
So far it isn't really going anywhere
It's such a short book
I'm like, Go go go! You only have like 50 more pages to get to the buttsex!
Lauren: there may be no buttsex, honey
me: But...
But...
<sniff>
I don't understand
What do you mean, no buttsex?
You mean very little buttsex, right??
Lauren: nope. non
me: Limited buttsex?
Lauren: pas de sexe de butte
me: omg
Meghan: a buttsex book?
Lauren: sorta. some gay book.
me: It's a very famous book, I'll have you know!
A classic!
Meghan: oh?
"Buttsex for Lesbians: A Beginner's Guide"
me: It's boy-buttsex
Meghan: hot.
me: Yeah, except I'm like 2/3 through and they haven't gotten to the buttsex yet!
Meghan: what??
uggh
skip ahead!!
what is this book?
me: Death in Venice
Meghan: hmm
never heard of it
me: Well, it's a classic in the buttsex community
I'll have you know
Meghan: as long as they don't mind waiting until the end of the book