foxydaisy

Jess's new status message - Hey Farmer, Farmer, put away your DDT, now. Give me spots on my apples, but leave me the birds and the bees--please!

Rich: It's so sad - we already banned DDT years ago but U.S. companies still manufacture and ship to other countries.
grrrrrrr...
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,909398,00.html

me: <builds a Mecha-Joni-Mitchell to battle the government>

Rich: lol
Joni Mitchell, ATTACK!!!
we need an army

me: Of giant folk robot warriors?

Rich: yes please
wait a minute
they might need weapons upgrades

me: It's occuring to me that we're building pacifist warriors

Rich: well they can yell in wicked loud robotic (yet soothing) folk voices

me: They can rally the masses!

Rich: hahaha
yeah, didn't GW say something about needing war before there can be peace?
maybe we need folk warriors before there can be peace

me: <builds giant laser-harmonica> Here you go, Mecha-Bob-Dylan!

Rich: Rrrrrrrreeeeah!!! I'mma sing a song about the guvern-ment! <laser beam> <laser beam>