Jess's new status message -
me: I made a list of all the people I've ever slept with
Gabriel: where do you even keep a roll of parchment that big?
Tracey: Grandma is fine
me: YAY
Hmm
You should probably disregard my status message
Tracey: she got a small watermellonsize tumor that they think they got all of and the suspect it was cancerous.
hang on
theres more
on phone
ok
gimme a mo
me: SMALL watermelon-sized?
Tracey: they had been giving her pain meds and when they put her under she went over the line and stopped breathing but they caught her instantly
me:WHAT
Tracey: then they had to stop all pain meds to flush her system out
me:WHAT!!
Tracey: she is awake and in alot of pain right now but
me: :-(
But... she is alive and healthy and they think they got all of it?
Tracey: the rx says thatws good cause she needs to flush all the pain meds out to restableize her pain
she is alive and healthy and they KNOW they got all of it and they will do tests for cancer
me: Oh good!
Tracey: they are not going to do chemo but they said if they had to she would have done good
me: Jesus
Tracey: jeeze
me: How do you have something that big inside of you and not know it?
Tracey: bonnie is in the room now with her trying to keep her awake
but she is in alot of pain
me: I'm so glad she's ok
But I don't like her being in pain
Tracey: she cryed out while squeezing(breaking)bonnie's hand and said "Where's the baby? if i'm having contractions like this?!" and I said...you just delivered a ten poind watermellon!
me: IT WAS 10 POUNDS
Tracey: nine
me: Jesus
Tracey: jesus
me: Thanks for letting me know
I've been fretting all day about it
Tracey: me2
...
jesus...how many people have you slept with?
me: One! Gabe! I swear!
:-P
Tracey: i just read your thing
i said people
not men
me: I'm a virgin in my heart, mom
Tracey: your a virgin in MY heart too!
me: Isn't that what really matters?
Tracey: no.
me: Hehehe
Tracey: smartass
I Love You.
me: I love you too
Tracey: *snuggle*
me: <chews on your hair>
Do you remember when I used to do that when I was little?
Why was I so weird?
Tracey: you were affectionate and curious and creative.
you were my music and light
bonnie is gonna call me tomorrow and i will pass on any info you may need..but...dont worry about the great florida aligator wrestling Grandma
me: Aw, she'll be back to fighting weight in no time
Tracey: yes she will.
me: Tell her to swallow some raw eggs or something
Tracey: you are off work for the weekend in 30 minutes...
i gotta go
i love you
call me at andrews if you need me
aloha
me: LOVE YOU
<SMOOCH>
me: I made a list of all the people I've ever slept with
Gabriel: where do you even keep a roll of parchment that big?
Tracey: Grandma is fine
me: YAY
Hmm
You should probably disregard my status message
Tracey: she got a small watermellonsize tumor that they think they got all of and the suspect it was cancerous.
hang on
theres more
on phone
ok
gimme a mo
me: SMALL watermelon-sized?
Tracey: they had been giving her pain meds and when they put her under she went over the line and stopped breathing but they caught her instantly
me:WHAT
Tracey: then they had to stop all pain meds to flush her system out
me:WHAT!!
Tracey: she is awake and in alot of pain right now but
me: :-(
But... she is alive and healthy and they think they got all of it?
Tracey: the rx says thatws good cause she needs to flush all the pain meds out to restableize her pain
she is alive and healthy and they KNOW they got all of it and they will do tests for cancer
me: Oh good!
Tracey: they are not going to do chemo but they said if they had to she would have done good
me: Jesus
Tracey: jeeze
me: How do you have something that big inside of you and not know it?
Tracey: bonnie is in the room now with her trying to keep her awake
but she is in alot of pain
me: I'm so glad she's ok
But I don't like her being in pain
Tracey: she cryed out while squeezing(breaking)bonnie's hand and said "Where's the baby? if i'm having contractions like this?!" and I said...you just delivered a ten poind watermellon!
me: IT WAS 10 POUNDS
Tracey: nine
me: Jesus
Tracey: jesus
me: Thanks for letting me know
I've been fretting all day about it
Tracey: me2
...
jesus...how many people have you slept with?
me: One! Gabe! I swear!
:-P
Tracey: i just read your thing
i said people
not men
me: I'm a virgin in my heart, mom
Tracey: your a virgin in MY heart too!
me: Isn't that what really matters?
Tracey: no.
me: Hehehe
Tracey: smartass
I Love You.
me: I love you too
Tracey: *snuggle*
me: <chews on your hair>
Do you remember when I used to do that when I was little?
Why was I so weird?
Tracey: you were affectionate and curious and creative.
you were my music and light
bonnie is gonna call me tomorrow and i will pass on any info you may need..but...dont worry about the great florida aligator wrestling Grandma
me: Aw, she'll be back to fighting weight in no time
Tracey: yes she will.
me: Tell her to swallow some raw eggs or something
Tracey: you are off work for the weekend in 30 minutes...
i gotta go
i love you
call me at andrews if you need me
aloha
me: LOVE YOU
<SMOOCH>
Drew: Urban Red?? That's Incredible! You should totally try to get it made legit. If you haven't already. If you have, well they're kinda assholes for rejecting it because that was fucking awesome! Thank you for the show............. x
Best of luck with everything.
9 lbs. That's HUGE. Yes. She HAD a baby.
It's obvious the woman is strong. I'm glad she's ok. Even though she's in pain you still have her.
Chewing on people's hair. That's awesome, and creative, and probably light.
Glad things are ok for ya now. I send my best wishes for you grandmother's quick recovery.