Current mood:
chipper
Current music:
Born to Lose-Social Distortion-Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Crazy LSD propaganda tape.
Fucking excellent, I just switched a new song into my top ten list.
Bad Luck by Social Distortion
Some people like to gamble,
But you, you always lose.
Some people like to rock 'n' roll,
you're always singin' the blues
You gotta nasty disposition,
No one really knows the reason why,
You gotta bad, bad reputation,
Gonna hang your head down and cry...
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
Thirteen's my lucky number,
To you it means stay inside.
Black cat done crossed my path,
No reason to run and hide.
You're looking through a cracked mirror,
No one really knows the reason why.
Your enemies are gettin' nearer,
Gonna hang down your head and cry...
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
Some people go to church on Sundays,
others they pray at home.
You tell them that there ain't no God,
that they're better off standin' alone.
You're always scratchin' at the eight ball,
No one really knows the reason why.
You get to the top and then you fall,
Gonna hang down your head and cry.
You got bad, bad luck.
Why didn't I discover this band sooner?
Super sweet. The rest of the album is good too, as I'm told by iTunes they are the origins of cattlepunk. Rock and Roll hillbillies! Heh. I think being from Ohio qualifies me as a hillbilly, as long as we're going for loser pride here. I have a tendency to say things like gotcha, wanna, and bought'n. Life is good people, even if I do have to handle the rattlesnakes a couple times a day. I wonder where I left my banjo? And this here piece of grass I'm chewing on is pretty good, and then my overalls need replaced. Or bought'n. :lol:
Rock on. Born to Lose. I certainly picked the right album to buy, at least for this year, so far.
So is there anybody in this wide, wide world that wants me to buy them dinner, and then will listen to a few of my stories if I listen to a few of their's? And then maybe a snuggle on the couch and I'll pat your butt and send you home, no more expectations. Rock and roll people, someone's got to be up for it. I'll even take hunchbacks if they can discuss the Will and Representation in the works of Schopenhauer. I'm easy people. Free food.
Darn it. :lol:
As I've said elsewhere, getting fucked would be easy, I just need to mapquest the nearest gay bar and go after ten on a weekend night. I might even get lucky and get a good blowjob out of the deal. And maybe hepatitis C too, but eh, breaking my streak could be worth it. However, the above date, even with a hunchback, without frosted hair and short shorts, would be much better in my opinion. Where's the online community for that, eh?
Yes I'm damaged. But I am following Andrew's orders and attempting to be positive. It seems to be working. Now if only I could figure out what Webgenie wanted me to do. It sounded like a Timothy Leary LSD propoganda tape. Or a convoluted Hindu meditation on Sri Krishna or something. :lol: Anyway, she is my friend, I shouldn't rib her so hard.
How about New Age Rock and Roll? Like maybe Yanni covers in a punk style or something. Fucking sweet! Get the corporations on the beat for some pretty faces, we've got a concept band! It needs Indian Pan Flute and lyrics about freeing your inner child!
Where is Catherine when I need her? If anyone would die laughing about my New Age jokes she would, especially if I said bought'n while ranting. I love Canadians. Say "ah boot" I dare you! Get me citizenship, I'm scared of these morons here!
Somebody stop me, my crack dealer stopped by Oakwood today!
You know after last time's joke someone actually asked if I smoked rock?
You know people who smoke rock usually use the computers at the library, so that can't be me. Anything for a laugh people.
Plus I'd have to talk about busting heads or breaking furniture or shooting pretty white women or something equally stereotypical and asinine if I was freebasing.
I did have some caffeine a couple of minutes ago. Social Distortion+Diet Coke+Blog=Tim laughing his ass off and trying to piss off the ordinary. Read it and weep.
(This was mostly a post for my livejournal community which is really stupid, but I thought it was funny so I posted it here. SG is cool, Livejournal is close minded and dumb.)
chipper
Current music:
Born to Lose-Social Distortion-Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Crazy LSD propaganda tape.
Fucking excellent, I just switched a new song into my top ten list.
Bad Luck by Social Distortion
Some people like to gamble,
But you, you always lose.
Some people like to rock 'n' roll,
you're always singin' the blues
You gotta nasty disposition,
No one really knows the reason why,
You gotta bad, bad reputation,
Gonna hang your head down and cry...
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
Thirteen's my lucky number,
To you it means stay inside.
Black cat done crossed my path,
No reason to run and hide.
You're looking through a cracked mirror,
No one really knows the reason why.
Your enemies are gettin' nearer,
Gonna hang down your head and cry...
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
You got bad, bad luck
Bad, bad luck
Some people go to church on Sundays,
others they pray at home.
You tell them that there ain't no God,
that they're better off standin' alone.
You're always scratchin' at the eight ball,
No one really knows the reason why.
You get to the top and then you fall,
Gonna hang down your head and cry.
You got bad, bad luck.
Why didn't I discover this band sooner?
Super sweet. The rest of the album is good too, as I'm told by iTunes they are the origins of cattlepunk. Rock and Roll hillbillies! Heh. I think being from Ohio qualifies me as a hillbilly, as long as we're going for loser pride here. I have a tendency to say things like gotcha, wanna, and bought'n. Life is good people, even if I do have to handle the rattlesnakes a couple times a day. I wonder where I left my banjo? And this here piece of grass I'm chewing on is pretty good, and then my overalls need replaced. Or bought'n. :lol:
Rock on. Born to Lose. I certainly picked the right album to buy, at least for this year, so far.
So is there anybody in this wide, wide world that wants me to buy them dinner, and then will listen to a few of my stories if I listen to a few of their's? And then maybe a snuggle on the couch and I'll pat your butt and send you home, no more expectations. Rock and roll people, someone's got to be up for it. I'll even take hunchbacks if they can discuss the Will and Representation in the works of Schopenhauer. I'm easy people. Free food.
Darn it. :lol:
As I've said elsewhere, getting fucked would be easy, I just need to mapquest the nearest gay bar and go after ten on a weekend night. I might even get lucky and get a good blowjob out of the deal. And maybe hepatitis C too, but eh, breaking my streak could be worth it. However, the above date, even with a hunchback, without frosted hair and short shorts, would be much better in my opinion. Where's the online community for that, eh?
Yes I'm damaged. But I am following Andrew's orders and attempting to be positive. It seems to be working. Now if only I could figure out what Webgenie wanted me to do. It sounded like a Timothy Leary LSD propoganda tape. Or a convoluted Hindu meditation on Sri Krishna or something. :lol: Anyway, she is my friend, I shouldn't rib her so hard.
How about New Age Rock and Roll? Like maybe Yanni covers in a punk style or something. Fucking sweet! Get the corporations on the beat for some pretty faces, we've got a concept band! It needs Indian Pan Flute and lyrics about freeing your inner child!
Where is Catherine when I need her? If anyone would die laughing about my New Age jokes she would, especially if I said bought'n while ranting. I love Canadians. Say "ah boot" I dare you! Get me citizenship, I'm scared of these morons here!
Somebody stop me, my crack dealer stopped by Oakwood today!
You know after last time's joke someone actually asked if I smoked rock?
You know people who smoke rock usually use the computers at the library, so that can't be me. Anything for a laugh people.
Plus I'd have to talk about busting heads or breaking furniture or shooting pretty white women or something equally stereotypical and asinine if I was freebasing.
I did have some caffeine a couple of minutes ago. Social Distortion+Diet Coke+Blog=Tim laughing his ass off and trying to piss off the ordinary. Read it and weep.
(This was mostly a post for my livejournal community which is really stupid, but I thought it was funny so I posted it here. SG is cool, Livejournal is close minded and dumb.)
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
irina:
I don't think a hillbilly has ever made me laugh before... they usually make me cry. Good job!
nilloh:
dude! I look forward to hanging out with you on the 29th. I actaully I wanna talk mike into changing fox and hound to the dublin pub just because it would be cool to see slapyhappy play at a different venue.