it seems i'm off the hook for now. 
so, i get down to the jail, and tell some woman in a speaker who i am and why i'm there. she says for me to hang on a minute. well, after about 5 minutes, she comes back on the speaker and tells me that they aren't expecting me until the 19th of NEXT month. i told her the prosecuter and i discussed that it would be today. she had nothing for me. told me to get state court to send her paperwork. the ever-suspicious me asked her if i could get something that says i was there this morning. no. gotta go to state court.
whatever, so i stopped by the gas station to get some cigarettes and ended up getting an sausage, egg, and cheese samich. get home, ate, napped, and called the state court. after much re-routing of my phone call, finally i got to talk to someone who could tell me what i needed to know.
the prosecuter wrote down today in the books, but it was called and reported as the 19th of january. she said i could serve tomorrow if i wanted, but i told her i'd do it in january, onahcountah i got baby animacles to attend, and for this time of year, i need more than a day to get someone to rearrange their schedule to accomodate me.
then we had a lovely conversation about old diabetic animals (i have a diabetic, 17lb., toothless, clawless, arthritic, 20yr old cat). she and i hit it off there for a minute.
so, to cover my ass, i gotta go down there to the soliciter's office to get paper work saying all this crazy shit.
so, that was my day today, and tonite, i'm goin to the firehouse with wendy.
but, for all of you who have been keeping up with my antics,
I WILL NOT BE ACCOMPANIED BY MY PHONE TONITE!!!!!!!
so there.
so, i get down to the jail, and tell some woman in a speaker who i am and why i'm there. she says for me to hang on a minute. well, after about 5 minutes, she comes back on the speaker and tells me that they aren't expecting me until the 19th of NEXT month. i told her the prosecuter and i discussed that it would be today. she had nothing for me. told me to get state court to send her paperwork. the ever-suspicious me asked her if i could get something that says i was there this morning. no. gotta go to state court.
whatever, so i stopped by the gas station to get some cigarettes and ended up getting an sausage, egg, and cheese samich. get home, ate, napped, and called the state court. after much re-routing of my phone call, finally i got to talk to someone who could tell me what i needed to know.
the prosecuter wrote down today in the books, but it was called and reported as the 19th of january. she said i could serve tomorrow if i wanted, but i told her i'd do it in january, onahcountah i got baby animacles to attend, and for this time of year, i need more than a day to get someone to rearrange their schedule to accomodate me.
then we had a lovely conversation about old diabetic animals (i have a diabetic, 17lb., toothless, clawless, arthritic, 20yr old cat). she and i hit it off there for a minute.
so, to cover my ass, i gotta go down there to the soliciter's office to get paper work saying all this crazy shit.
so, that was my day today, and tonite, i'm goin to the firehouse with wendy.
but, for all of you who have been keeping up with my antics,
I WILL NOT BE ACCOMPANIED BY MY PHONE TONITE!!!!!!!
so there.
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