I love little old ladies!!!
Every time man, I go out and I run into an old lady I have the most marvelous experience. 2 years ago I ran into a lady off Indian hill at this little bad ass 99 cent store. As I stood in line she tapped me on my shoulder, "God told me to tell you to stop looking, he'll find you". At first I was like "Okay", but I had to admit I was really interested. So I bought my things and walked out and she caught me again as I walked out. "I want you to have this" she handed me a small glass angel. I was very touched at this notion so I in turn gave her some of my blue plastic lily's I purchased, she refused but I insisted. She gave me her name May, as she said "you know like mayday". She then trotted over to a little boy in a van who looked handicapped and began to wave and talk to him. She did seem a little nutty...but in a good way. So yesterday as I drove to get a pack of stoggies, I notice a little old broad pull up next to me and ask "excuse me do you know where Archibald is?". She looked so cute with those giant dark glasses on, but Archibald was pretty far away. "Ah sweetie it's a bit of a ways away", I hope she found it I am horrible at directions. So I guess in conclusion, I think I might make a dandy candy striper!
XXX
Fox
Every time man, I go out and I run into an old lady I have the most marvelous experience. 2 years ago I ran into a lady off Indian hill at this little bad ass 99 cent store. As I stood in line she tapped me on my shoulder, "God told me to tell you to stop looking, he'll find you". At first I was like "Okay", but I had to admit I was really interested. So I bought my things and walked out and she caught me again as I walked out. "I want you to have this" she handed me a small glass angel. I was very touched at this notion so I in turn gave her some of my blue plastic lily's I purchased, she refused but I insisted. She gave me her name May, as she said "you know like mayday". She then trotted over to a little boy in a van who looked handicapped and began to wave and talk to him. She did seem a little nutty...but in a good way. So yesterday as I drove to get a pack of stoggies, I notice a little old broad pull up next to me and ask "excuse me do you know where Archibald is?". She looked so cute with those giant dark glasses on, but Archibald was pretty far away. "Ah sweetie it's a bit of a ways away", I hope she found it I am horrible at directions. So I guess in conclusion, I think I might make a dandy candy striper!
XXX
Fox
I just don't ever want to be one. >-<
You would make an amazing
candy striper though. You'd have
to watch out for those old man hands though.