LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM GETTING A SKIRT!

Current mood: Groggy
Current Music: Lacuna Coil, "Angel's Punishment"

Yes, you read the title right.

The Chamber, the local leather and alternative fashion store, is selling a men's 'one legged pants'. Bullshit, call it a skirt, and it's fucking phenomenal. Since there was no way to bring back a pic, I'll describe it.

It's positively covered in lengths of chain. The cut of the seams is similar to pants. There's several pocket zippers and a few 'for no good reason' zippers. It's black. A 2X is a little tight on me, but since it's the biggest size they have... well, if a girl can survive in a corset, I can survive in this.

I decided part of my first check is going to deck myself out. What do you think a good matching shirt for it will be like? I'll be getting calf boots with it as well. I AM DECKING MYSELF OUT! I want to look like I actually spend money on my clothes for once! I've gotten by so long on jeans and t-shirts, I want people to look at me and go WOW!