Ok, this whole being sick thing is getting REALLY fucking old.
On a brighter note, I got my new hire packet from Verizon. Semi-monthly salary of $1166.67. Which is $2333.34 a month. Which is $28000.08 a year. Which blows my FREAKING MIND!
Seriously, last year I grossed about $5000.00 for the year. Which was the most I'd made in my life. This is more than five times that.
AND BLOODY HELL! I meant to bring the new hire packet with me so I could finish it here at the office.
BAKA JON!
I told my Deep Dark Sin to my roommate, Abbey. She took it well, and her perspective on such a horrid thing really helped. She makes the fourth person I've ever told. It's not really getting any easier though.
Anywho, I now have a problem. I'm crushing on too many lovely girls here on SG. What does one do in this particular case?
Oh, and MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS A BASTARD! I visited the website and saw that he was leaving TOOL because he found Jesus. I forgot what day it was. April 1st. That's it. I'm sooooooooo not having his baby anymore.
*UPDATE*
*DYING LAUGHING* Well, new Darwin award goes to... THE WOODPECKER! The office is at the edge of some woods. Of all the things out there for this brain-dead avian to drill at...
He picks the light pole.
We're out there watching him when *SPARK* a shower of sparks comes out of the pole, and one dead woodpecker falls to the ground. I'm not a 'cruel to animals' kinda guy, but this one was its own doing.
On a brighter note, I got my new hire packet from Verizon. Semi-monthly salary of $1166.67. Which is $2333.34 a month. Which is $28000.08 a year. Which blows my FREAKING MIND!
Seriously, last year I grossed about $5000.00 for the year. Which was the most I'd made in my life. This is more than five times that.
AND BLOODY HELL! I meant to bring the new hire packet with me so I could finish it here at the office.
BAKA JON!
I told my Deep Dark Sin to my roommate, Abbey. She took it well, and her perspective on such a horrid thing really helped. She makes the fourth person I've ever told. It's not really getting any easier though.
Anywho, I now have a problem. I'm crushing on too many lovely girls here on SG. What does one do in this particular case?
Oh, and MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS A BASTARD! I visited the website and saw that he was leaving TOOL because he found Jesus. I forgot what day it was. April 1st. That's it. I'm sooooooooo not having his baby anymore.
*UPDATE*
*DYING LAUGHING* Well, new Darwin award goes to... THE WOODPECKER! The office is at the edge of some woods. Of all the things out there for this brain-dead avian to drill at...
He picks the light pole.
We're out there watching him when *SPARK* a shower of sparks comes out of the pole, and one dead woodpecker falls to the ground. I'm not a 'cruel to animals' kinda guy, but this one was its own doing.
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I found Jesus once - he was down the back of the sofa with a couple of bic biros, an old sweet wrapper and some small change!
only two more months of school and then i'll be able to search for a job and hopefully get a decent one and post about it!!!!!!!
stupid woodpecker!!! that is so funny though..i do feel sorry for the little guy, but i guess they don't have short buses for wildlife, eh?