forgetseasons

hey-o. i'm back from my month long sojourn down the eastern coast.

connecticut is still the best.
florida is still the hottest.

1. swallow throw up.
2.clean overflowed toilet.
3.fight an intruder.

all things i would rather have done instead of kill a spider above my bed.

I'm having a bad bang day. And I mean that in every way you read it

It's hard to argue that sexual frustration isn't the basis for every single thing we do that is not actual sex.

my new sleeping pills have the best side effect ever. they give me the craziest sex dreams involving people I know - and mostly people I've never once fantasized about.

downside? i can't look my boss in the face anymore.

Tone Loc and Young MC show tonight. $20 says I'll be the only girl there rocking a "save ferris" t-shirt.

Nothing cheers me up like dancing to that fucking Homestar Runner theme song. I wish it were something less embarrassing, like a sex addiction.

I never second-guessed our relationship until he said the dinosaur-print shower curtain I picked out wasn't "sophisticated" enough.

That this reality out of all possible realities is the one we experience most often is not at all interesting. #science

I love you, but I've chosen shark week.