Don't Let It Bleed? (or, Building The Better Boner...)
Wtf???
Seasonale- "only four periods a year!"
"Fewer periods, more possibilities!"
(May cause fatal blood clots, increased risk in smokers, especially those over 35, also not recommended for those with heart-related conditions such as high blood pressure or certain types of cancer...)
They really think that stating "FDA approved!" makes it seem safe to me? Ha. The FDA also say that a bag of flour only containing thirty chopped up crickets or less is O.K., too, so...
Seriously, WHY is it that they approve all these abhorrent things that target women and issues that women are conditioned to be insecure about? Totally stripping the body's natural hormonal balance for the sake of what?- being more readily fuckable 8 months more in the year? Not to sound Feminazi, but that drug is designed to deny a woman's femininity for the sake of giving her "more possibilities." OK, WHAT has a woman truly desired to do in life- I mean a life-long purpose, here, a destiny, that she could not do because she has a period? Honestly.
"Well, Madam Curie really wanted to be here to accept her Nobel Prize, but she is having her monthly visitor..." YEAH RIGHT. Besides this Seasonale shit, remember Redux? It was a fen-phen weight loss drug that was so potent that 15mg tabs were making women drop like flies. It was tested pre-FDA approval for something like 3 months/200 trial patients before mass marketing. After wayyy too many women died they were finally forced to remove it from the market. They admitted in the side-effects list that it caused "visual and aural hallucinations," for g-d's sake. More scary- it is now notorious for having EATEN AWAY ARTERIAL VALVES in the people who took it! Yikes. That is literally 'dying to be thin.'
Only recently have men been identified as a viable demographic in these vanity marketings. Example- Viagra. Or Cialis. Or any one of those drugs that prey on a man's insecurities regarding his masculinity. What does it mean to "be a man" anyway? Apparently the ability to have a raging boner for three hours. (But, "if an erection persists for four hours, contact a physician at once!")
You know, g-d forbid we spend tax-payer's money on feeding those welfare mothers' dope habits, but please please please solve the problem of my nature-limiting boner! I hate to think of what could have been done (that is actually beneficial for more than fleetingly stroking someone's ego) with all the money poured into building the better boner.
Wtf???
Seasonale- "only four periods a year!"
"Fewer periods, more possibilities!"
(May cause fatal blood clots, increased risk in smokers, especially those over 35, also not recommended for those with heart-related conditions such as high blood pressure or certain types of cancer...)
They really think that stating "FDA approved!" makes it seem safe to me? Ha. The FDA also say that a bag of flour only containing thirty chopped up crickets or less is O.K., too, so...
Seriously, WHY is it that they approve all these abhorrent things that target women and issues that women are conditioned to be insecure about? Totally stripping the body's natural hormonal balance for the sake of what?- being more readily fuckable 8 months more in the year? Not to sound Feminazi, but that drug is designed to deny a woman's femininity for the sake of giving her "more possibilities." OK, WHAT has a woman truly desired to do in life- I mean a life-long purpose, here, a destiny, that she could not do because she has a period? Honestly.
"Well, Madam Curie really wanted to be here to accept her Nobel Prize, but she is having her monthly visitor..." YEAH RIGHT. Besides this Seasonale shit, remember Redux? It was a fen-phen weight loss drug that was so potent that 15mg tabs were making women drop like flies. It was tested pre-FDA approval for something like 3 months/200 trial patients before mass marketing. After wayyy too many women died they were finally forced to remove it from the market. They admitted in the side-effects list that it caused "visual and aural hallucinations," for g-d's sake. More scary- it is now notorious for having EATEN AWAY ARTERIAL VALVES in the people who took it! Yikes. That is literally 'dying to be thin.'
Only recently have men been identified as a viable demographic in these vanity marketings. Example- Viagra. Or Cialis. Or any one of those drugs that prey on a man's insecurities regarding his masculinity. What does it mean to "be a man" anyway? Apparently the ability to have a raging boner for three hours. (But, "if an erection persists for four hours, contact a physician at once!")
You know, g-d forbid we spend tax-payer's money on feeding those welfare mothers' dope habits, but please please please solve the problem of my nature-limiting boner! I hate to think of what could have been done (that is actually beneficial for more than fleetingly stroking someone's ego) with all the money poured into building the better boner.
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Mike- I don't know my schedule for the 30th yet, which means I still have time to ask for it off. So, as long as all else goes well- I would like to be there. I'll let you know beforehand so we can meet up. Wish me luck on it- I NEED to do something besides work for a change- believe me.
OK- off to sleep now. Another killer day ahead...
[Edited on Jun 21, 2004 2:51AM]
Still would be in the blissful ignorance of the Judas sleeping beside me...