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I'd say this is 100% completely accurate

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6. william 293 up, 142 down

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Tired of waking up early in the morning. I think it's time to take a small vacation or I can wait and use more of my days at once. Fairbanks Alaska is a drain on people and it's a drain on me. I have been ready to leave for a while, and I've put up with more here than I normally would. It's because it's...
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I found out I'm moving to Texas in June. I leave Alaska soon, thank fucking god, because this place is a drain on people. The women are mentally insane up here. It must be something in the water of Fairbanks.

Free trial sent to me from months ago, cleaning out my e-mail, i reactivated, updated a few things...

Let me let you in on a secret fellas. If she sucks great cock, she's a pro. If she spreads on the first date, she's a ho. I got to have my fuckihg head examined for screwing with a skank like you. It wasn't like I really fell for you, i was just cold and empty through and through.