so I found my cousin on facebook, so he imed me all "yo whattup?" and he's staying in south paris with his friend.
my cousin is cool, but he goes to eastern nazarene or something, he's all about jesus or something.
so he has to go and then his friend talks to me, holy shit.
CRAZY CHRISTIAN KID HITTING ON ME? Like, seriously, now I'm really going to hell.
Obviously I was nice to him and stuff but wow...he was talking about how he was like questioning his religion or something because his parents are really religious and basically brainwashed him since he was a child. And I pulled out my karma card like "Well, as long as you're a good person god will still love you." And he replies with "Oh, my parents would disagree."
Seriously man, I would get in a fistfight with his parents. Probably because I would be like "Fuck you! After you die you just ROT IN THE GROUND." Even if I don't wholeheartedly believe that.
Also he had like no selfconfidence and that's really, really, unattractive to me. Don't be some cocky asshole but don't be like "waah I'm ugly" either. God I like tough guys that beat guys up who look at me funny. Just kidding.
Now I have to go outside and like move compost or sand or dirt or feed animals or something. Maybe I have to build a goat house. I can't remember what my dad told me I have to help him do today.
Ahh farm life.
xoxo
my cousin is cool, but he goes to eastern nazarene or something, he's all about jesus or something.
so he has to go and then his friend talks to me, holy shit.
CRAZY CHRISTIAN KID HITTING ON ME? Like, seriously, now I'm really going to hell.
Obviously I was nice to him and stuff but wow...he was talking about how he was like questioning his religion or something because his parents are really religious and basically brainwashed him since he was a child. And I pulled out my karma card like "Well, as long as you're a good person god will still love you." And he replies with "Oh, my parents would disagree."
Seriously man, I would get in a fistfight with his parents. Probably because I would be like "Fuck you! After you die you just ROT IN THE GROUND." Even if I don't wholeheartedly believe that.
Also he had like no selfconfidence and that's really, really, unattractive to me. Don't be some cocky asshole but don't be like "waah I'm ugly" either. God I like tough guys that beat guys up who look at me funny. Just kidding.
Now I have to go outside and like move compost or sand or dirt or feed animals or something. Maybe I have to build a goat house. I can't remember what my dad told me I have to help him do today.
Ahh farm life.
xoxo