Been about a week, but I've got an entry worth entering. It comes from last night, which I was drunk enough to regret but sober enough to recall. In full. Getting all of it's gut-wrenching glory.
Said a friend of mine:
"I thought about nominating [Folgha]-I'm-Batman-because-I-hung-upside-down-in-a-cage-at-a-gay-bar-in-Little-Rock-[last name], or maybe [Luz]-did-you-see-her-tattoos-fuck-that-did-you-see-her-ass-[last name]."
Yes, Luz (go look her up) has a wonderful ass. And interesting tattoos.
Yes,...
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Said a friend of mine:
"I thought about nominating [Folgha]-I'm-Batman-because-I-hung-upside-down-in-a-cage-at-a-gay-bar-in-Little-Rock-[last name], or maybe [Luz]-did-you-see-her-tattoos-fuck-that-did-you-see-her-ass-[last name]."
Yes, Luz (go look her up) has a wonderful ass. And interesting tattoos.
Yes,...
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It's been about a week since my last entry. I've had an interesting time over the week. But none of that matters right now.
What matters is that I'm here, now, with you, and I love you.
Well, not all of you.
And I'd like to love a lot of you a lot more.
That is all.
What matters is that I'm here, now, with you, and I love you.
Well, not all of you.
And I'd like to love a lot of you a lot more.
That is all.
JoieLynn, this one's for you:
>We have a pole in the office?
Yes, several, actually.
>Did you use the pole from my curtain?
No. The other Lynn in Deuce-38.
>Isn't pole a funny word? Pole. Pole. Pole? Pole! Pole?! (that's incredulous punctuation)
Oh, very much yes.
>We should have a limbo contest next time we all are in the office together. I'll throw $5 down...
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>We have a pole in the office?
Yes, several, actually.
>Did you use the pole from my curtain?
No. The other Lynn in Deuce-38.
>Isn't pole a funny word? Pole. Pole. Pole? Pole! Pole?! (that's incredulous punctuation)
Oh, very much yes.
>We should have a limbo contest next time we all are in the office together. I'll throw $5 down...
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joielynn:
A Postmodern American Haiku, Thanks
for the Warlord
i heart (DEAD-I)cat[e]-
tions, from friends (friend), seeing then:
monday, the return.
for the Warlord
i heart (DEAD-I)cat[e]-
tions, from friends (friend), seeing then:
monday, the return.
luz:
dude, this is a funny entry.
dave coined the term "incredulous" for "?!"
he's pretty much a genius.
see ya tomorrow, fool!
love.luz.
dave coined the term "incredulous" for "?!"
he's pretty much a genius.
see ya tomorrow, fool!
love.luz.
The Warlord has a funny story to tell you.
A couple of days ago, I got back to school from a short holiday. I rested for a while, and then got together with a friend to play frisbee in a park near campus.
It was dark and we were both assing off, and before long, the frisbee got stuck in a tree. My friend looked...
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A couple of days ago, I got back to school from a short holiday. I rested for a while, and then got together with a friend to play frisbee in a park near campus.
It was dark and we were both assing off, and before long, the frisbee got stuck in a tree. My friend looked...
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joielynn:
We have a pole in the office?
Did you use the pole from my curtain?
Isn't pole a funny word? Pole. Pole. Pole? Pole! Pole?! (that's incredulous punctuation)
We should have a limbo contest next time we all are in the office together. I'll throw $5 down on Baier.
Did you use the pole from my curtain?
Isn't pole a funny word? Pole. Pole. Pole? Pole! Pole?! (that's incredulous punctuation)
We should have a limbo contest next time we all are in the office together. I'll throw $5 down on Baier.
The Warlord ordains that there be a period of mourning, now, for his faithful hound has died.
Seriously, folks, my mother called me about an hour ago. The lab-shepherd mix we've had for fourteen years or so, Puck, seems to have gone to sleep last night and never woken up. There were no marks on his body, no evidence that he had suffered. He simply...
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Seriously, folks, my mother called me about an hour ago. The lab-shepherd mix we've had for fourteen years or so, Puck, seems to have gone to sleep last night and never woken up. There were no marks on his body, no evidence that he had suffered. He simply...
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joielynn:
Oh, I am so sorry to hear about your pup. It's a terrible thing to have to go through.
Before we got Ivan, we took in a stray we named Frank. We only had him for about 3 months before he died (he was very sick), but it was still so hard losing him. 14 years just doesn't compare.
On the up side, 14 years isn't bad. And going in your sleep isn't either.
He was a good dog.
Before we got Ivan, we took in a stray we named Frank. We only had him for about 3 months before he died (he was very sick), but it was still so hard losing him. 14 years just doesn't compare.
On the up side, 14 years isn't bad. And going in your sleep isn't either.
He was a good dog.
Okay, been a few days since the Warlord has updated the journal. It's time to do so now, helps to wash off the taint of hick that still seems to be clinging to me.
That might beg a bit of explaining. I went to a White Trash Bash for April Fool's day. It was fun, actually, more so than most parties I've been to.
Not...
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That might beg a bit of explaining. I went to a White Trash Bash for April Fool's day. It was fun, actually, more so than most parties I've been to.
Not...
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joielynn:
The parties that are associated with our mates at school are lame.
I don't necessarily think that Acadiana parties are lame (because I have been to some good parties), just that most nerds don't know how to throw a party.
Which is a shame. I love a nerd who knows how to party (see Husband, who qualifies himself as being a "geek," rather than a "nerd," but the same rules apply).
Of course, this is contingent on my being able to schedule in time to "party."
God, I am such a freakin' nerd.
I don't necessarily think that Acadiana parties are lame (because I have been to some good parties), just that most nerds don't know how to throw a party.
Which is a shame. I love a nerd who knows how to party (see Husband, who qualifies himself as being a "geek," rather than a "nerd," but the same rules apply).
Of course, this is contingent on my being able to schedule in time to "party."
God, I am such a freakin' nerd.
luz:
hey warlord, enough of the bullshit...
you ARE here for the partying!
oh.
and the medieval stuff.
love.luz.
you ARE here for the partying!
oh.
and the medieval stuff.
love.luz.
Well, it's official; the Warlord sucks at bar-games.
Went out this evening for burgers and beer (it's a good dinner, after all). Played foosball, got my ass whipped by a guy named Dave. Played pool, scratched five times in three games, knocked the 8-ball into the pockets more than once, and generally made an ass of myself.
I'll go back to judo and frisbee, I...
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Went out this evening for burgers and beer (it's a good dinner, after all). Played foosball, got my ass whipped by a guy named Dave. Played pool, scratched five times in three games, knocked the 8-ball into the pockets more than once, and generally made an ass of myself.
I'll go back to judo and frisbee, I...
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joielynn:
I've heard that Dave is the foosball master, though this may just be a rumor.
I hate bills.
Well, it's not actually that; I recognize the necessity of paying for things I receive. That's not the problem.
I hate finding out I'm late on bills.
Which I did.
Yesterday.
So, my credit rating is about to take a hit. Come tomorrow, when all the offices open, there are two or three that will say, "Oh, he's not gotten his money...
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Well, it's not actually that; I recognize the necessity of paying for things I receive. That's not the problem.
I hate finding out I'm late on bills.
Which I did.
Yesterday.
So, my credit rating is about to take a hit. Come tomorrow, when all the offices open, there are two or three that will say, "Oh, he's not gotten his money...
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joielynn:
Here's an interesting story, Warlord: in fact October is mine and my husband's favorite month. We liked the month so much we got married in it.
But I get what you are saying.
(Now I know when the Warlord is at his weakest! Expect me when you least expect me...or..er...in October.)
But I get what you are saying.
(Now I know when the Warlord is at his weakest! Expect me when you least expect me...or..er...in October.)
I'll be going to the weekly poetry reading my department puts on. This brings me, through a logical process that shouldn't be too obscure, to the subject of pretense.
We are all pretentious bastards, down to the last and least of us. I am. You are, too; don't try to deny it, you'll just make yourself more of a liar than you already are.
I...
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We are all pretentious bastards, down to the last and least of us. I am. You are, too; don't try to deny it, you'll just make yourself more of a liar than you already are.
I...
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luz:
buxom inked-and-pierced beauty?
hm...don't know any of those
hm...don't know any of those
joielynn:
If Luz gets to be the buxom inked and pierced beauty, can I be a buxom sunken-eyed scholar?
On another note, I make no pretense on being a justified intellectual snob, so am really being pretentious?
On another note, I make no pretense on being a justified intellectual snob, so am really being pretentious?
I'll be going to get dollar burgers and some beer early on in the evening tonight. I know, going out for burgers and beer is scarcely a novel event; as I write this, some of you are no doubt eating burgers and drinking beer. Still, I feel it deserves a note.
Remember, I was in my dorm room for Mardi Gras. You can probably figure...
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Remember, I was in my dorm room for Mardi Gras. You can probably figure...
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I, the Warlord Folgha, do declare these words to be true. Read them and know them that your glory might grow the greater in my service.
I have of late conceived an appreciation for vintage erotica. Something about nudes in monochrome just does it for me; send in sets of them, if you would.
I am still trying to figure out where I fit into...
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I have of late conceived an appreciation for vintage erotica. Something about nudes in monochrome just does it for me; send in sets of them, if you would.
I am still trying to figure out where I fit into...
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joielynn:
Don't worry. You're still among nerds.
Too long have the people lived without the light of their Warlord.
I return to them now to remedy this.
Look upon the bright flame of my geekitude, and know awe.
I return to them now to remedy this.
Look upon the bright flame of my geekitude, and know awe.