fmessiah

Ok, so I fell into a hot tub on saturday (everybody must think I'm insane-party-guy). I was not drunk, I just have no dexterity. I hit my head, my arm and elbow and I'm all bruised up. I got real dizzy after that and passed out. Now, everybody thinks I got super drunk again, when in this case it was only a concussion!
I've filled...
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Well, I'm not allowed to touch Vodka ever again. I just never learn. Everytime I drink it I end up doing the most ridiculous and embarassing things. Saturday night takes the cake. I completely don't remember a thing I did and that's just not cool...considering from what I've been told most of those things were stupid and obnoxious.
The workout is coming along just fine....
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I don't know how I did it, but I'm probably going to land a sweet new position and get my own office. If only these fools knew what power they were bestowing on me...yep, that's right. more reason to slack off and pretend its all part of my job.

for example: at work "surfing the web" = "research"

but, i digress. i've started a pretty...
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I'm fed up with this computer. I have to take it apart and rebuild it from scratch. I can't understand why IE won't run some websites and the stupid thing keeps shutting down every once and a while like its possessed.

Anyways, there's supposedly a hurricane headed this way, but I think the most we will get will be some tropical storm action. Its cool...
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I'm so tired
i haven't slept a wink
i'm so tired
my mind is on the blink
i wonder should i get up
and fix myself a drink?
no, no, no

everybody read this story and tell me what you think. this may be the basis for the next comic.

people watcher

as for me, I've spent the last week and a half purging my body of toxins and carbs. which has annoyed my friends because they love toxins and carbs. so, i've had no junk food or beer. i felt kind of jittery the first...
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Not much to report. Been doing too much partying and my body is starting to protest. I could barely stay conscious yesterday.
I'll be going back to work soon and I think I'll take a trip somewhere far away while I have the chance. Being stuck in this house is driving me crazy and its only compounded by the fact that my computer doesn't seem...
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Got bored, changed my profile a little. Changed the pic to one I took with my new camera. Hopefully I can fill up my folders now with pictures of my zany adventures (haha).
I went to see Spider-man with some of my friends (for the third time, because it rules) and one of my buddies said to another friend, "See, that's like J's life. Everything...
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Issue one of my comic pretty much done as far as story and art, just trying to come up with a title. I wrote issue two already and I have ideas for 3 and 4.
I need to get my crappy analog 4-track recorder fixed as I'm unemployed and unable to buy a nice new digital one at the moment. I have so many songs...
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well, everybody, its been another weird week.
Went to hang out with my friends last night and took the girl I've been seeing. She totally got drunk and made out with another a girl and then disappeared with her for a while into one of the bedrooms. We are not officially together so it didn't bother me at the time, but its getting to me...
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The comic book I wrote is almost done and you can check out some of the artwork . Its the last page and it came out damn nice. I wrote the story and made up the characters, my friend Angie drew it up.
Work is still in limbo, I have the union fighting for it. It may be a little while before I'm working again...
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