I have had the most interesting conversations with my close friends lately. It seems for some strange reason that my friends after years of friendship want to have sex with me. It all started with my friend Scott, we have been best friends for over 10 years. He lives in the city, NYC, and came into town a few weeks ago to see me. After a night out of drinking we get back here and he starts putting the moves on me. I had to laugh. We have never had sex. Im not going to fuck up a 10 year friendship for that. Then this guy Chris I have known for years sends me an email saying he has wanted me for a long time and how would I feel about seeing him. He might be worth the ride so to speak but again, I like him the way we are. And lastly my old boss from when I was working in the music industry dials me up and we end up chatting online for a while (video conference style) and he too starts in on "Hey Lynn....when are we going to hook up? Your looking hot....yada yada yada" So as much as I complain about getting NO bootie, the fact of the matter is Im not getting the bootie I really want. So piss on me, I shouldnt be so particular right?
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sonet:
certainly
whiskeyfightpit:
Go find some drunken yet bashful college boys to seduce. Get to work, damnit!!!