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Okay, so here is my long-awaited brief photo sojourn through my trip to Alaska. I would have uploaded them sooner, but there is blood falling out of my vagina, and so I get to do whatever the hell I want, which includes doing nothing but eating pizza and reading comic books.


Here's me...and ALASKA.


If you ever sit behind me in a helicopter, this is what you will see. (Hint: I don't wear fluffy white things or polarfleece vests.)


Alaska is really good at being breathtaking.


Lookit me, drinkin' from a glacier!


Okay, so I had high hopes for this picture, but Max is doing that thing that you guys do when you get your picture taken. Why do you assholes gotta pull that shit? Can't you smile like normal folks?

Since I posted a really bad picture of him, I guess to even the score, I'll have to post a picture in which he looks normal, and I look retarded.


So here is us eating at In N Out the day before we left. Animaaaaal styyyyyyyle!!!

After that first day of taking pictures, we got pretty bored and spent most of our time doing awesome stuff that your puny mortal conciousnesses could barely comprehend, even with a dictionary to help you. So that's it for pictures.

Sleep tight kids, and, remember, there's no god up there to hear your prayers.

Update: Check it.