Tuesday Jun 15, 2004

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I finally finished updating my resume, which has about three academic "AWARDS AND COMMENDATIONS" for every "RELATED EXPERIENCE." You'd have to be a stupid fucker to hire me.

Speaking of which, anybody in LA got a job for an experienced translator and award-winning writer and editorwith a hot ass? You'd have to be a stupid fucker to pass this package up.

Totally. I swear.
Give me your money.
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clara:
I don't think you'll have a bit of trouble finding a job. In fact, you may want to consider a move to the DC area, which is loaded with opportunities for translators of all kinds. I'm not sure how much they have in your field, but you may want to check out brilliantpeople.com. MRI is a huge, nationwide recruitment agency. Search by what you want to do, not for your local office. They have contacts everywhere.

I haven't looked at MUA in ages. Every time I go there I spend two hours looking at I don't even know what and suddenly come up for air starved and feeming for a smoke. I guess I'm saying it's about time to poke around over there again. I can't remember my screen name there...

:lucky bum pinch:

Seriously, it's good luck when I do that. blush
mk700c:
Seriously if I saw a resume that ended in "give me your money," its creator would be hired on the spot, and given a modest salary.

For benefits, they'd have to have completely transcribed Niel's (of the Young Ones fame) complete letter to the bank.

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